Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297102 times)

amacing · « **Reply #260 on:** February 14, 2007, 01:48:03 AM »

Granted, but he dies right after doing so

I wish it will snow tonight

capnmorgan · « **Reply #261 on:** February 14, 2007, 01:50:59 AM »

^Granted, but you are snowed in and must resort to cannibalism to survive.
^I wish for some of those free tickets to ozzfest this year!

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #262 on:** February 14, 2007, 02:25:55 AM »

granted, but you had to suck 40 dicks to get them

I wish ozzie would pass his guitar skills on to me

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #263 on:** February 14, 2007, 02:35:08 AM »

granted....but then you also get his drug addictions as well

wish all drugs were free

PencilTest · « **Reply #264 on:** February 14, 2007, 02:54:47 AM »

Granted . . . but since there is no money to be made, all illegal drugs are no longer imported. You overdose on prescription drugs due to depression.

I wish it would stop snowing.

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #265 on:** February 14, 2007, 02:57:06 AM »

granted, but it starts raining fire

i wish for world suffering

Koyori · « **Reply #266 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:22:31 AM »

Granted, but your the cause of the suffering so they send you to Mars where you will live for the remainder of your life.

I wish the global population was 100% middle class.

beezer08 · « **Reply #267 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:05:08 AM »

granted, but companies don't exist anymore and many people in high paying professions(doctors) don't give a shit anymore

I wish it didn't just snow 8-10 inches overnight

capnmorgan · « **Reply #268 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:14:13 AM »

granted, you are burning in hellfire.
I wish for an extra day added to the end of the week where woking is considered illegal on this day.

Koyori · « **Reply #269 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:31:05 AM »

Granted, but you have to work for peanuts now.

I wish for a new headphone.

NaRu · « **Reply #270 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:33:28 AM »

granted..your sound card dies

I wish for more ram

armourer84 · « **Reply #271 on:** February 14, 2007, 07:40:48 AM »

Granted, you will get the Ram/Sheep Farm but you must work at that farm alone without any electricity supply.

I wish Naru didn't grant anyone become blind.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #272 on:** February 14, 2007, 02:20:30 PM »

granted, but everything they see is now in tints of periwinkle

I wish I didn't have to wear pants

beezer08 · « **Reply #273 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:01:36 PM »

granted, you live in a trailerpark

I wish I didn't have to go to lab today

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #274 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:48:51 PM »

granted....but then you become a grabage man

wish i didn't have to waste so much money on valentines

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #275 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:03:40 PM »

granted, but the ladies don't love you anymore

I wish it really was the thought that counts

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #276 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:40:54 PM »

granted, but you have no one to give gifts too.

i wish i could sing good

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #277 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:44:11 PM »

granted, but Simon still thinks you suck because of your poor use of grammer.

I wish that I was the captain of my own pirate ship that randomly broke out in song and dance.

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #278 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:45:39 PM »

Granted, but your pirate ship take a wrong turn and you wind up in the arctic where you ship hits an iceberg and everyone drowns.

I wish for a chicken pot pie.

NaRu · « **Reply #279 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:47:46 PM »

granted but its a year old

I wish that it snows more