Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0  (Read 297102 times)

Offline amacing

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #260 on: February 14, 2007, 01:48:03 AM »
Granted, but he dies right after doing so

I wish it will snow tonight
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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #261 on: February 14, 2007, 01:50:59 AM »
^Granted, but you are snowed in and must resort to cannibalism to survive.
^I wish for some of those free tickets to ozzfest this year!
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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #262 on: February 14, 2007, 02:25:55 AM »
granted, but you had to suck 40 dicks to get them

I wish ozzie would pass his guitar skills on to me

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #263 on: February 14, 2007, 02:35:08 AM »
granted....but then you also get his drug addictions as well

wish all drugs were free

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #264 on: February 14, 2007, 02:54:47 AM »
Granted . . . but since there is no money to be made, all illegal drugs are no longer imported. You overdose on prescription drugs due to depression.

I wish it would stop snowing.

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #265 on: February 14, 2007, 02:57:06 AM »
granted, but it starts raining fire

i wish for world suffering

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #266 on: February 14, 2007, 04:22:31 AM »
Granted, but your the cause of the suffering so they send you to Mars where you will live for the remainder of your life.

I wish the global population was 100% middle class.

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #267 on: February 14, 2007, 05:05:08 AM »
granted, but companies don't exist anymore and many people in high paying professions(doctors) don't give a shit anymore

I wish it didn't just snow 8-10 inches overnight

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #268 on: February 14, 2007, 05:14:13 AM »
granted, you are burning in hellfire.
I wish for an extra day added to the end of the week where woking is considered illegal on this day.
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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #269 on: February 14, 2007, 06:31:05 AM »
Granted, but you have to work for peanuts now.

I wish for a new headphone.

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #270 on: February 14, 2007, 06:33:28 AM »
granted..your sound card dies

I wish for more ram

Offline armourer84

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #271 on: February 14, 2007, 07:40:48 AM »
Granted, you will get the Ram/Sheep Farm but you must work at that farm alone without any electricity supply.

I wish Naru didn't grant anyone become blind.

Offline Lucerin Red

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #272 on: February 14, 2007, 02:20:30 PM »
granted, but everything they see is now in tints of periwinkle

I wish I didn't have to wear pants

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #273 on: February 14, 2007, 04:01:36 PM »
granted, you live in a trailerpark

I wish I didn't have to go to lab today

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #274 on: February 14, 2007, 04:48:51 PM »
granted....but then you become a grabage man

wish i didn't have to waste so much money on valentines

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #275 on: February 14, 2007, 05:03:40 PM »
granted, but the ladies don't love you anymore

I wish it really was the thought that counts

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #276 on: February 14, 2007, 05:40:54 PM »
granted, but you have no one to give gifts too.

i wish i could sing good

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #277 on: February 14, 2007, 05:44:11 PM »
granted, but Simon still thinks you suck because of your poor use of grammer.


I wish that I was the captain of my own pirate ship that randomly broke out in song and dance.

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #278 on: February 14, 2007, 05:45:39 PM »
Granted, but your pirate ship take a wrong turn and you wind up in the arctic where you ship hits an iceberg and everyone drowns.

I wish for a chicken pot pie. 

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Re: The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #279 on: February 14, 2007, 05:47:46 PM »
granted but its a year old

I wish that it snows more