Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297002 times)

Typha · « **Reply #2680 on:** February 26, 2009, 04:15:20 PM »

granted, but now you cant spend any of the money you earn

I wish for 2 waffles!

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2681 on:** February 26, 2009, 09:40:05 PM »

Granted, but the waffles are filled with live Bulldog Ants (note: these are very deadly ants that can kill with a sting. they are from Australia)

I wish for a cute fox girl

Typha · « **Reply #2682 on:** February 26, 2009, 10:42:20 PM »

granted, but the fox girl is actually a fox GUY!

I wish for 3 waffles!

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2683 on:** February 27, 2009, 01:00:10 AM »

Granted, but they are laced with arsenic. (i swear, if you wish for any more waffles...lol)

I wish for a maid that works for free

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2684 on:** February 27, 2009, 11:13:11 AM »

Granted, but you get an old hag in a maid costume which makes more mess then it cleans up. Did I mention she is free so you can't fire her. Muhahaha

Now I wish for 4 waffles. lol

surdumil · « **Reply #2685 on:** February 27, 2009, 12:26:53 PM »

Granted. You get four huge waffles heavily laced with Uranium 238. You hair falls out and your skin starts to blister. (It's looking bad! Better not ask for more!)

I wish spring would arrive. It's -27C, gosh darn it!

Keevtara · « **Reply #2686 on:** February 27, 2009, 12:31:52 PM »

Granted. Enjoy your little metal spring.

I wish for a fainting goat.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2687 on:** February 27, 2009, 12:49:38 PM »

Granted, but as you probably guessed she faints on the way over and a predator eats it. Yummy.

I wish my giant wafles weren't so heavily uraniated so my hear would grow back. :'(

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2688 on:** February 27, 2009, 04:56:53 PM »

Granted, but in the process, they explode causing your entire town to become a hole in the middle of nowhere, with you left unscathed standing on a large rock/debris tower that is very unstable and 60 meters high. But, hey. you have the chance to grow your hair back

I wish i had the super power to fly.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2689 on:** February 28, 2009, 02:27:41 AM »

granted, but when you say fly you mean hover, two inches off the ground only over magnets

I wish for a Creative(TM) Keyboard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJCWziYxRVs

Arveene · « **Reply #2690 on:** February 28, 2009, 04:40:53 AM »

Granted, the person demoing the product in the video comes with it and you get to hear "one, two, three, four, this is rock n roll" 24/7.

I wish that my friend hadn't spilled pop on my keyboard.

surdumil · « **Reply #2691 on:** February 28, 2009, 12:05:28 PM »

Granted. Your friend didn't spill pop on your keyboard. No, your friend accidentally spilled a mixture of orange juice, lemon juice, honey, molasses, contact cement, silicone sealant, and concentrated hydrochloric acid on your keyboard, mouse, monitor, computer desk, router, and your computer's extended DVD drive tray. Your friend apologizes, though.

I wish the weather would warm up. It's still -24C!

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2692 on:** February 28, 2009, 01:34:44 PM »

Granted, the weather suddenly raises to 500C and everything catches on fire, causing the world to become a flaming ball of screaming people.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Coca-Cola. Yumm.....

miwasuzuki · « **Reply #2693 on:** February 28, 2009, 03:08:06 PM »

granted, but you had a lifetime supply of the bottles, and not the drink. xD

i wish i had a brand new cellphone...

Keevtara · « **Reply #2694 on:** February 28, 2009, 07:46:14 PM »

Granted, but it's a brick phone from the 80's

I wish my friend would wake up sooner in the day.

harpy · « **Reply #2695 on:** February 28, 2009, 11:45:28 PM »

granted, but as soon as he/she wake up and she/he falls asleep again all day and night long

wish for a magical cure for hangover

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2696 on:** March 01, 2009, 12:19:22 AM »

Granted, but the magical cure is a drug that puts you on an endless psychadelic trip (bad trip, not fun)

I wish for the entire collection of all anime ever made

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2697 on:** March 01, 2009, 09:50:20 AM »

Granted, you get it on a single CD, in such great 2x3 pixel SD quality. Oh and the second CD with the audio doesn't come at all. Enjoy

I wish for free unlimited flying taxi service.

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #2698 on:** March 01, 2009, 10:08:47 AM »

Granted,

but sadly the taxi driver is blind and hits a building. ^^

I wish for DEATH, DESPAIR, CHAOS. Muahahaha

miwasuzuki · « **Reply #2699 on:** March 01, 2009, 04:48:08 PM »

granted, but swiper the fox quickly snatched it from you!!!

i wish its vacation already...