Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297001 times)

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #2700 on:** March 01, 2009, 05:26:21 PM »

Granted,

too bad it was a one day vacation

I wish for a yellow bowl.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2701 on:** March 01, 2009, 05:45:53 PM »

Granted, but the yellow bowl was originally white. the only reason its yellow is because it is covered with urine stains

I wish that i could become a citizen of Japan

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #2702 on:** March 01, 2009, 05:53:08 PM »

Granted,

unfortunately all the Japanese moved away from the island due to lack of resources. You're all alone. ^^

I wish for a blue bowl.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2703 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:01:29 PM »

Granted, you get a blue bowl but for some reason it too is covered with yellow urine stains.... I think that divinity is telling you to stop wishing for god damn bowls!

I wish I were God. (what an ego huh?)

miwasuzuki · « **Reply #2704 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:35:12 PM »

granted, but everyone else were gods too

i wish i could travel the whole world

Peggeh · « **Reply #2705 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:37:40 PM »

granted, but the apocalypse happens the day you return home, so you couldn't brag about your great time. And your camera film got overexposed. Damn exploding sun!

I wish I could finish my personal statement T-T

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #2706 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:26:40 PM »

Granted,

too bad that it sucks so bad that everyone hates it, and as result they also hate you.

(J/K ofc)

I wish for world domination. ^^

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2707 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:52:10 PM »

Granted, but since you become evil and corupt as a result you too are killed by Zero (should I put this under a spoiler)

I wish I had more free time.

muesli · « **Reply #2708 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:23:39 AM »

granted you just lost all your animes, mangas and your internet connection so you have a lot of free time to enjoy!

i wish cats could dance all sorts of dances while wearing cute little dresses

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2709 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:46:51 AM »

Granted, buit along with this, they become geniuses and do it in private so that no one can see. Then they take over the world in dancing, cat-shaped gundams

I wish i had a gundam

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2710 on:** March 02, 2009, 10:27:27 AM »

Granted. But it's broken - unreparable. Have fun with you gundam....

I wish I owned a car dealership.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2711 on:** March 02, 2009, 12:47:43 PM »

Granted, but all of the cars were stolen by Hamtaro and friends the night after you bought it. Good luck selling nonexistent cars. lol

I wish i had a zombie for a pet.

muesli · « **Reply #2712 on:** March 02, 2009, 02:23:03 PM »

granted but he constantly tries to eat you alive..

i wish i had more time for everything i do

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2713 on:** March 02, 2009, 02:57:53 PM »

Granted, but the sudden slowing of the Earth causes everyone to fly off into space except for you.

I wish there was more to do on a snow day. lol

beolach · « **Reply #2714 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:07:30 PM »

Granted, but the snow stops & melts.

I wish for blessed greased fixed +3 silver dragon scale mail.

Keevtara · « **Reply #2715 on:** March 02, 2009, 03:40:49 PM »

Granted, but you get shredded by a dragon, for wearing his brother. Oh, and look, your already greased and ready to be cooked. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are tasty, and good with ketchup.

I wish I hadn't of shown my geekiness just now.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2716 on:** March 02, 2009, 04:09:10 PM »

granted, you just showed how dumb you are

I wish Xenosaga 2 wasn't as short as its turning out to be

NaRu · « **Reply #2717 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:46:38 PM »

granted it never ends but you feel like you never get ahead in the game and you feel that the game is pointless. Then you start to hate the game all together

I wish somone will call me

mgz · « **Reply #2718 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:49:15 PM »

granted but its nothing but people from nigeria asking you to transfer 20000$ to their account to help the king and queen escape the country and they will give you 20 million once they escape

Kaiuri · « **Reply #2719 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:51:05 PM »

Since you wished for nothing you get nothing.

I wish i could decide what to do