Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297002 times)

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2720 on:** March 02, 2009, 07:06:01 PM »

Granted, you decide to kill your self - Goodbye :'(

I wish my that my wishes don't get so corrupted.

NaRu · « **Reply #2721 on:** March 02, 2009, 07:07:43 PM »

granted but every wish you have is denied now

I wish that the snow didnt keep me from going outside

mgz · « **Reply #2722 on:** March 02, 2009, 08:01:23 PM »

granted, but your spine being broken in 17 different places is.

I wish i had wished for something before instead of brain farting

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #2723 on:** March 02, 2009, 10:23:21 PM »

Granted,

you wished for something but it didn't get fulfilled. You became angry and shot 3 people. The army came and put you in jail.... for life.

I wish for a lamp.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2724 on:** March 02, 2009, 11:40:32 PM »

Granted, but the lamp didnt come with a light bulb, or even a cord to plug it in anywhere

I wish i had laser vision

Esoliken · « **Reply #2725 on:** March 03, 2009, 12:42:57 AM »

Granted, but the laser burned your pupils out.

I wish for 10$

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2726 on:** March 03, 2009, 01:04:58 AM »

Granted, but due to econic crysis 10$ become worth lower then oh lets say current value of 1 yen.

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I wish my wittle wishes don't get denied. :'(

Keevtara · « **Reply #2727 on:** March 03, 2009, 03:17:53 AM »

Granted. You lose the ability to make wishes at all.

I wish my little brother wasn't a dipshit.

surdumil · « **Reply #2728 on:** March 03, 2009, 03:31:55 AM »

Granted. Your brother is suddenly your sister.

I wish nickels were loonies and dimes were toonies.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2729 on:** March 03, 2009, 05:20:51 AM »

granted but half-dollars holler

I wish my oscillator would work

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2730 on:** March 03, 2009, 12:02:10 PM »

Granted your oscillator goes to work but still doesn't do the job....

I wish my girlfriend would do cosplay (no I do not have a fetish).

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2731 on:** March 03, 2009, 12:22:27 PM »

Granted, but while cosplaying she meets another guy and leaves you all while becoming obsessed with cosplay

I wish i could graduate already.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2732 on:** March 03, 2009, 01:06:20 PM »

granted, but you don't get your diploma

I wish for an amazing story

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2733 on:** March 03, 2009, 01:45:41 PM »

Granted, thoe not what you expected you get a free reading of an "amaizing" story of Joe right here

I wish I have a nice new yacht.

Soulreaper77 · « **Reply #2734 on:** March 03, 2009, 04:07:29 PM »

Granted,

but due to global warming all the seas dried up and you can't fare in your yacht anymore. And to top it off all the interiors get stolen by yacht robbers.

I wish for sense and simplicity.

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Esoliken · « **Reply #2735 on:** March 03, 2009, 09:12:40 PM »

granted, but your so simple you live naked in the woods, eating locus and honey

I wish for a PSA-1 power adapter

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2736 on:** March 04, 2009, 12:32:45 AM »

Granted, but there is an international power outage and you can find no generators.

I wish i could transform into any creature i wanted to

Esoliken · « **Reply #2737 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:21:38 AM »

granted, as long as its a mouse

I wish for a fat humbucker

NaRu · « **Reply #2738 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:29:48 AM »

granted but it wasnt fat at all..it was almost nothing

I wish for the right sign to upgrade my computer

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2739 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:47:41 AM »

Granted, you upgrade your computer, but as soon as you do, new technology comes out, and a whole new computer is needed.

I wish i had a brand new computer