Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297009 times)

Keevtara · « **Reply #2740 on:** March 04, 2009, 02:00:27 PM »

Granted, you get a brand new Commodore 64 replica.

I wish for my job interview today to go well.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2741 on:** March 04, 2009, 03:25:30 PM »

granted, the interview went well, but low and behold a record came up to the employers attention, and he couldn't accept

I wish for more

Derte · « **Reply #2742 on:** March 04, 2009, 04:09:17 PM »

Granted, you will have more problems with your partner from now.

I wish I will be the luckiest being of the universe from today

Esoliken · « **Reply #2743 on:** March 04, 2009, 05:18:08 PM »

granted, but the universe stops existing right before its granted

I wish for laundry to get done

harpy · « **Reply #2744 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:19:08 PM »

done, but its all thorn up

wish for a new life

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2745 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:24:21 PM »

Granted. you die and are reborn as a fighting dog. enjoy!

I wish i could play as a dnd character in first person

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2746 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:24:27 PM »

Granted, you get transported to a fantasy world and get slain by an Orc before even wielding your pocket knife....

Wish I had something better to do.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2747 on:** March 04, 2009, 10:32:11 PM »

Granted. You get a rubix cube that is unsolvable, but entrances you to continue to solve it

I wish i had better skills at chess

Esoliken · « **Reply #2748 on:** March 05, 2009, 12:48:29 AM »

Granted, but now all you can do is play chess

I wish for checkers

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2749 on:** March 05, 2009, 12:49:34 AM »

granted. your skin develops an odd checker pattern.

i wish i could go to bed right now.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2750 on:** March 05, 2009, 12:56:44 AM »

granted, but you never wake up

I wish for dinner

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2751 on:** March 05, 2009, 01:04:30 AM »

granted, but it is a loaf of moldy bread and a glass of curdled milk.

i wish for a state-of-the-art handheld computer

Esoliken · « **Reply #2752 on:** March 05, 2009, 01:11:50 AM »

granted, you get a PSP

I wish for something better

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2753 on:** March 05, 2009, 01:12:44 AM »

granted, you get a Nintendo DS

I wish for something even better than that

yt1DER · « **Reply #2754 on:** March 05, 2009, 01:36:30 AM »

Granted, you now have AIDS.

I wish for a good night's sleep.

surdumil · « **Reply #2755 on:** March 05, 2009, 04:16:09 AM »

Granted, but the night never ends.

I wish a space agency would put together a space debris cleanup team (as in PlanetES).

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2756 on:** March 05, 2009, 12:14:55 PM »

Granted, but the earth now becomes completely covered in garbage, for all of the waste management people went into space

I wish there was a cleaner way to dispose of manmade products

Esoliken · « **Reply #2757 on:** March 05, 2009, 02:42:43 PM »

Granted, its now called Time

I wish for a backstabbing friend :3

Keevtara · « **Reply #2758 on:** March 05, 2009, 05:24:11 PM »

Granted, but they are only armed with Nerf weapons.

I wish for a waffle.

harpy · « **Reply #2759 on:** March 05, 2009, 06:57:33 PM »

granted, but its covered in cyanide

wish for an another cigarette