Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297009 times)

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2760 on:** March 05, 2009, 07:19:52 PM »

granted, but it is the only one left in the world

i wish that i had more ramen

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2761 on:** March 05, 2009, 11:55:32 PM »

Granted, you get a full truck of Cup'o'Ramen but I think the expiracy date is 07.03.1992. Bon Appetit.

I wish I knew all the languages of the world.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2762 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:40:11 AM »

Granted, but now you dont know which language to use in each situation as well as replacing all childhood memories

I wish that the economy would improve

Keevtara · « **Reply #2763 on:** March 06, 2009, 02:57:30 AM »

Granted, but you become a hobo.

I wish for a cup of ramen.

MarchHare · « **Reply #2764 on:** March 06, 2009, 03:00:31 AM »

granted, but you have no hot water to heat add to the ramen

i wish my big toe would stop hurting (because i stubbed it just now)

surdumil · « **Reply #2765 on:** March 06, 2009, 03:23:34 AM »

granted. You trip and bash your knee so badly that, by comparison, you feel no pain from your toe.

I wish someone would invite me to join in a ramen feast.

yt1DER · « **Reply #2766 on:** March 06, 2009, 03:31:14 AM »

Granted, but I thought you said "raw men"

(sorry that was bad)(forgive my immaturity)...

I wish you'd forget I ever typed that...

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2767 on:** March 06, 2009, 12:26:20 PM »

Granted, we all forgat, but then we red the post again and remebered how sick you really are....

I wish I had some peanuts and beer right now.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2768 on:** March 06, 2009, 01:00:12 PM »

Granted, but the beer doesn't come in a can or bottle. It rain down upon you, spilling everywhere along with the peanuts with pelt you as they fall.

I wish marijuana was legalized.

muesli · « **Reply #2769 on:** March 07, 2009, 12:11:50 AM »

granted but you always get horror visions when you take it now

i designer babys weren't allowed

MarchHare · « **Reply #2770 on:** March 07, 2009, 01:54:57 AM »

granted, but you didn't include the word "wish" so it was more of a statement

i wish i had a better computer

kent666 · « **Reply #2771 on:** March 07, 2009, 11:00:23 AM »

granted but it was obsolete the next day.

i wish all the licensed anime weren't removed.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2772 on:** March 07, 2009, 06:55:23 PM »

Granted, but everything else is - and now you have to pay 500$ before every download.

I wish I have a new BMW G650.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2773 on:** March 07, 2009, 10:12:20 PM »

^ granted, but a factory defect in the normally awesome german car causes the gas peddle to get stuck on full speed on your first test run and you crash. end of story.

V i wish all childdren's beuty pageants would come to an end.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2774 on:** March 08, 2009, 10:58:50 PM »

Granted, but the pedophiles are more open, and as disturbing as ever

I wish I had something sweet

surdumil · « **Reply #2775 on:** March 09, 2009, 12:35:11 PM »

Granted, but your pet snapped it up and, unfortunately, regurgitated it upon the carpeted floor.

Aaargh, I wish the weather would warm up (again)! It's -30C, gosh darn it!

muesli · « **Reply #2776 on:** March 09, 2009, 01:01:26 PM »

granted it's only -20C now but an icy wind makes the -20C feel like -40C..

i wish i wasn't all grumpy today (plz nothing too bad when the wish gets corrupted)

NaRu · « **Reply #2777 on:** March 09, 2009, 06:29:44 PM »

granted but you drank too much and passed out for the day so no one knew you were grumpy

I wish for my stuff to be shipped

harpy · « **Reply #2778 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:07:50 PM »

granted, but its shipped to a wrong place and is lost forever

wish that I should not write another paper for the rest of my life...

Sakura588 · « **Reply #2779 on:** March 09, 2009, 08:32:01 PM »

Quote from: harpy on March 09, 2009, 08:07:50 PM

granted, but its shipped to a wrong place and is lost forever

wish that I should not write another paper for the rest of my life...

granted, but this is due to the fact that both your arms were severed from a katana-wielding loli.

I wish that I got my money's worth for my education, instead of paying for school and being taught stuff I already know...