Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297009 times)

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2780 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:03:59 AM »

Granted, but the basics are never reiterated and only overly complicated things are taught, leading to you never understanding anything. YAY!

I wish i will get accepted to Rutgers

Esoliken · « **Reply #2781 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:12:09 AM »

Granted, but now no has ever heard of it

I wish Prodikeys didn't just work on 32bit systems

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2782 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:13:46 AM »

Granted, but Prodikeys worked on 33bit systems lol

I wish i could play some DnD right about now.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2783 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:16:29 AM »

Granted, but the Dungeon Master hates you

I wish I had paladin

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2784 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:20:30 AM »

Granted, but a demon tricks the paladin into doing something out of conduct and the paladin must either atone or become a Black Guard.

I wish DnD 4th edition would have better rules and more splat books.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2785 on:** March 10, 2009, 02:33:16 AM »

Granted, but it has so many rulles now that by the time you've absorbed even partially you grow to old to even trow the dice don't even get me started on a splat book....

I really wish I have a new BMW G650 but this time a bike as it's supposed to be one...

yt1DER · « **Reply #2786 on:** March 10, 2009, 02:42:21 AM »

Granted. I'll mail it to you piece by piece--WITHOUT ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTIONS MUAHAHHAHAAA

I wish I wasn't so tired...

Esoliken · « **Reply #2787 on:** March 10, 2009, 04:23:20 AM »

Granted, you insomniac

I wish for the next book of negima

miwasuzuki · « **Reply #2788 on:** March 10, 2009, 09:59:20 AM »

granted, but the next volume was full of boys and not girls :p

i wish we have no finance test tomorrow

surdumil · « **Reply #2789 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:16:07 PM »

Granted. Your University staff goes on strike for the rest of the term. You need to re-take the course over the summer.

I wish my wife's Plymouth van would be more reliable.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2790 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:22:54 PM »

Granted, but the van becomes more reliable then you.

I wish that the people who give humankind a bad name would just disappear from the face of the earth.

muesli · « **Reply #2791 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:32:19 PM »

granted but now no one is left who cares about things like pollution which makes your future kids suffer a lot..

i wish something fun (in a good way) would happen today

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2792 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:34:15 PM »

granted. someone has fun going around in a spaceship destroying the world.

i wish i could find some good music to listen to right about now

harpy · « **Reply #2793 on:** March 10, 2009, 06:56:06 PM »

granted, but you go deaf just about now

wish for another grapefruit

Myriddan · « **Reply #2794 on:** March 10, 2009, 07:01:49 PM »

Granted but it went rotten

I wish that I knew a second language

muesli · « **Reply #2795 on:** March 10, 2009, 07:21:34 PM »

granted you are able to speak the Sorendidori dialect of Biak perfectly as your second language

i wish i was a good singer

harpy · « **Reply #2796 on:** March 10, 2009, 07:32:15 PM »

granted, but people like you singing so much that they kill you

wish that I wasn't sleepy all the time

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2797 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:48:35 PM »

granted. you go numb to the sleepy feeling and eventually die of exhaustion without even realizing it.

i wish i had some better headphones.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2798 on:** March 11, 2009, 12:20:01 PM »

Granted, but since you already got deaf a few corrupt wishes ago I really can't see that you'll have much use for them now. Thoe enjoy your new comfy headphones.

I wish the weather would clear up.

surdumil · « **Reply #2799 on:** March 11, 2009, 12:26:13 PM »

Granted. The earth loses its atmosphere.

I wish we had a colony on the moon.