Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297014 times)

mgz · « **Reply #2800 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:30:35 PM »

granted but its pelted by asteroids and meteors and billions die because of your wish but not you, your just horribly injured and stranded on the moon with enough freeze dried food to last a lifetime in horrible disfigured lonliness

I wish there was more ice in my drink it all melted

harpy · « **Reply #2801 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:35:28 PM »

^ granted, but its a toxic ice

v wish for a new drink

muesli · « **Reply #2802 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:43:50 PM »

granted but it's imaginary .. but you really like the taste of it!

i wish cats wouldn't lose hair when spring arrives.....

harpy · « **Reply #2803 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:58:34 PM »

granted but its loses hair all the rest of the year

wish that I should not have corrupted previous wish....

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2804 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:23:08 PM »

Granted, but it got sort of corrupted in the process, so you sort of did...

I wish my fridge wasn't so empty....

harpy · « **Reply #2805 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:25:25 PM »

granted, its full of rock and mud

wish for a night without nightmares

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2806 on:** March 12, 2009, 12:14:25 AM »

granted. you cant sleep for a night.

i wish i could openly practice my religion without getting flak from anyone.

yt1DER · « **Reply #2807 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:19:22 AM »

Granted, but soon you take it for granted and enjoy it less.

I wish I wasn't so horrible with math...

surdumil · « **Reply #2808 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:32:14 AM »

Granted, but you become totally disinterested in everything else.

I wish that I was less shy.

MarchHare · « **Reply #2809 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:48:43 AM »

granted, but now you always blurt out the first thing that pops in your head.

i wish i had less gov homework.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2810 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:14:40 AM »

granted, but the government is pulling you out of class for not paying bills

I wish for a class removal form

harpy · « **Reply #2811 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:18:35 AM »

^ granted, but there is only one, and its MINA ALL MINA

v wish that my boss would just die a brutal and painful death right in front of my eyes....

agbaba · « **Reply #2812 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:33:33 AM »

^ granted (with ease) he dies of a contagious disease. Your now unemployed and diseased.
V I wish could leap through time.

harpy · « **Reply #2813 on:** March 12, 2009, 10:49:15 AM »

^ granted, but you can not stop just leap...

v wish that I would be sleeping in my bed with no worry in the world and with no need to wake up any time soon

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2814 on:** March 12, 2009, 04:52:43 PM »

Granted. you go into a coma.

I wish that i could breath underwater

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2815 on:** March 12, 2009, 06:15:23 PM »

Granted, but this time underwater pressure kills you anyway

I wish I had free 1. class go where ever you want plane tickets

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2816 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:19:41 AM »

granted, but you made a little girl miss her birthday at Grandma's because you had to steal the tickets from somewhere. good going, you big meany. you made a little girl cry.

I wish my burger wasnt so greasy.

chubbysumo · « **Reply #2817 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:59:46 AM »

granted, its now a vegan burger

I wish i would get a raise

Myriddan · « **Reply #2818 on:** March 13, 2009, 02:05:04 AM »

Granted but it's only a 1 cent raise

I wish that I could have some good cultural food right now

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2819 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:16:23 PM »

Granted, enjoy your bowl of haggis.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.