Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297014 times)

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2840 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:08:53 PM »

Granted, but it makes the world smell really bad

I wish i had more time to watch anime

Myriddan · « **Reply #2841 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:21:19 PM »

Granted, but your computer dies

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her... (It's from a song, but might as well use it!)

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2842 on:** March 17, 2009, 08:56:13 PM »

Granted. You grow taller, but your knees cant handle the sudden hight. you become a "baller" and play with Dora the Explorer balls with little kids around the neighborhood (the kids call you "Baller"). there is a girl that looked good, so you called her, but got rejected and beaten by her boy friend. sorry.

I wish i didnt have to make the rest of these DVDs for my friend.

MarchHare · « **Reply #2843 on:** March 18, 2009, 04:35:43 AM »

granted, but now you have to use CD-Rs instead

i wish my alarm clock hadn't broken

wakatabaka · « **Reply #2844 on:** March 18, 2009, 05:51:15 AM »

Granted,

but the alarm it has after it was fixed was so annoying that it wouldn't stop until you finally grab a hammer and smash it to bits...
the ringing however, still won't escape your ears...

I wish I would do my homework.

abiemark · « **Reply #2845 on:** March 18, 2009, 11:54:18 AM »

Granted, but you feel asleep in the middle of doing it.

I wish psyren shouldn't be so straight forward to me.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2846 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:22:06 PM »

Granted, but now ayeka, XeroSKill, MarchHare, MadHatter, kureshii, Chiyachan, AnimeJanai, FoRCe, Nazo, MTR, lazydude, Lan-Pianist, yomiko, Box, Kotu, Malus, dubkats, and Jarudin are....

I wish there were an easier way to learn sociology.....

Esoliken · « **Reply #2847 on:** March 18, 2009, 08:33:38 PM »

granted, but no one ever wants to experience it again... that, or its now a dead science

I wish I didn't feel so exhausted

Myriddan · « **Reply #2848 on:** March 18, 2009, 09:07:36 PM »

^ Granted, but it's because you're feeling immense pain now

V I wish that could go back in time and become a knight

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2849 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:58:06 AM »

Granted. you become a knight and are sent to your death to fight an army and is forever seen as a coward.

I wish i could live in Faerun (Forgotten Realms)

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Myriddan · « **Reply #2850 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:16:01 AM »

^ Granted, but you are quickly murdered by marauding orcs

V I wish magic was real

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2851 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:17:32 AM »

Granted, but only highly trained wizards of noble blood can wield it.

I wish i was a powerful half-orc sorcerer

Myriddan · « **Reply #2852 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:20:56 AM »

Granted, but people are racist against half-orcs so you are an outcast

I wish I had a steady girlfriend

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2853 on:** March 19, 2009, 01:22:40 AM »

Granted, but she turns out to be a obsessive, posessive control-freak who clings to you like crazy

I wish i had more DVDS to make more anime for myself

Keevtara · « **Reply #2854 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:08:48 AM »

Granted, but your DVD drive fails.

I wish I were more suave.

ray1301 · « **Reply #2855 on:** March 19, 2009, 02:15:41 AM »

Granted, but everyone else is twice as suave as you are.

I wish I had a wish.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2856 on:** March 19, 2009, 03:10:09 AM »

Granted, but the wish was already used up

I wish this headache would go away

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surdumil · « **Reply #2857 on:** March 19, 2009, 12:51:25 PM »

Granted, but the cause of your headache gets worse (but at least you haven't the headache to worry about)

I wish my ISP would increase transfer speeds and transfer quotas without raise the price of my service plan.

Myriddan · « **Reply #2858 on:** March 19, 2009, 05:10:45 PM »

Granted, but they report everything you download and eventually cut your connection for copyright infringement

I wish that I had my music collection back

Esoliken · « **Reply #2859 on:** March 19, 2009, 07:30:16 PM »

Granted, but its now too big for your shunken HDD

I wish for more batteries

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