Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297496 times)

chubbysumo · « **Reply #2900 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:09:15 PM »

granted, but now they have elimated summer break.

I wish i had better luck

Esoliken · « **Reply #2901 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:20:28 PM »

granted, but its just one level more

I wish I had all the luck in the world

Myriddan · « **Reply #2902 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:29:12 PM »

Granted, but no one else has any luck so they all die in freak accidents

I wish I could go to sleep and the next morning always be perfectly healthy (i.e. regenerate)

NaRu · « **Reply #2903 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:30:00 PM »

granted granted but you lost your will to live and slowly wish that you die

I wish my day off will last forever

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2904 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:31:17 PM »

Granted. Everything stops around you and nothing will interact with you.

I wish my friends mom wasnt sick anymore so i could play dnd with friends

NaRu · « **Reply #2905 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:32:34 PM »

granted but you lost all of your dice

I wish for a wish that can grant me a wish of my choice without losing anything or being corrupted in any way

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2906 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:35:13 PM »

Granted, but the wish you got out of it didnt get granted

I wish for a pet spider monkey that doesnt want to eat my face

ett · « **Reply #2907 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:47:53 PM »

Granted, It eats your ass instead you sick bastard.

I wish we a had a 27 hour day.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2908 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:49:12 PM »

Granted, but the sudden increase in the size of the earth destroys the ecosystem. congrats on destroying all life on earth.

I wish my crave for music was satisfied for today

NaRu · « **Reply #2909 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:51:10 PM »

granted but after that you became death

I wish for more music

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2910 on:** March 23, 2009, 06:52:50 PM »

Granted. you listen to all of the music in the world in seconds, and now cant seem to find anything else that is inteesting

I wish i had the motivation to change the music im listening to now

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2911 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:24:15 PM »

Granted, but the your Ipod gets stuck on Gordon Lightfoot for the rest of your life.

I wish for a talking fish....yeah, talkin fish...

flyingbirdie · « **Reply #2912 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:36:54 PM »

Granted, but he only speaks chinese.

I wish I was younger.

Myriddan · « **Reply #2913 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:38:16 PM »

Granted, unfortunately you have to go through school all over again (hell!!!)

I wish I was a ladies man

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2914 on:** March 23, 2009, 10:43:23 PM »

Granted, but all the ladies are 80 years old.

I wish I could play hockey.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2915 on:** March 24, 2009, 12:15:14 AM »

Granted, but after the first game, you get into a big fight and get fubared and you are out for the rest of the season.

i wish i didnt have to do chores right now

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2916 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:33:26 AM »

Granted, but instead you have a mortgage payment, car payment, kids to pay for, disappearing savings, and a crappy job.

I wish I had chores to do right now.

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2917 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:34:05 AM »

I wish I hadn't hit the button twice.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2918 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:35:33 AM »

Granted, but you are worked to your limit and only get a 30 second rest every 12 hours and 5 minutes of sleep every 36 hours.

I wish i had the ability to read the surface thoughts of others

(why did you double post?)

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2919 on:** March 24, 2009, 01:38:35 AM »

Granted, but you find out that people really do think what you suspect the think about you.
I wish I wasn't competitive at stuff I suck at.