Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297029 times)

Myriddan · « **Reply #2940 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:38:17 PM »

Granted, but shortly after being hired you're fired for sexual harassment

I wish that I had unlimited hard drive space

Aglaea · « **Reply #2941 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:39:39 PM »

Granted, but when you access any of your data it crashes.

I wish that my mind wasn't always in the gutter.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #2942 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:25:17 PM »

Granted, but you become incompetent

I wish I had a new TV

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2943 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:26:32 PM »

Granted. You get a new TV, straight from the 70's.

I wish for more yakisoba

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2944 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:38:19 PM »

granted, but every time you eat it, it never tastes as good as the last plate.

I wish it wasn't raining.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2945 on:** March 25, 2009, 09:41:05 PM »

Granted. it stops raining for years and you go through a terrible drought.

I wish my leg would stop hurting for no reason

Arveene · « **Reply #2946 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:29:46 PM »

Granted, you're pumped full of anesthetics and your leg is replaced with a wooden stump. "Yaarghhh!"

I wish zurukitsune's sig wasn't so awesome to stare at for hours.

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2947 on:** March 26, 2009, 12:50:00 AM »

Granted, but changes it to that other guys sig where some dude knocks over a baby. Which lets face it, was funny the first dozen times, then kinda lost something.

I wish puppies didn't age.

Freshbite · « **Reply #2948 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:06:30 AM »

Granted, instead they shall take over the earth and use our race as pets for their babies.

I wish the Animes that are Blacklisted would be available ;_;
Or more like the license they are covered by turn out to be unproper.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2949 on:** March 26, 2009, 01:11:48 AM »

Granted, but the other animes that are not blacklisted become so

I wish that the Best Buy sale for anime and such would last longer.

yt1DER · « **Reply #2950 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:17:01 AM »

Granted. Hope you like Yu-Gi-Oh cards, 'cause that's all they're selling.

I wish I had more cash.

MarchHare · « **Reply #2951 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:41:52 AM »

Granted, but the money is counterfeited.

I wish I could play the piano better.

Myriddan · « **Reply #2952 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:45:18 AM »

Granted but you mysteriously break every piano you touch

I wish I could commit crimes and get away with it

muesli · « **Reply #2953 on:** March 26, 2009, 09:03:04 AM »

granted but everyone hates you for it because everyone knows that it's you but just can't prove it

i wish someone would cook me a good and healthy meal today

Esoliken · « **Reply #2954 on:** March 26, 2009, 12:16:24 PM »

granted, they went to Chik'fille

I wish grease wouldn't knock my system down

Freshbite · « **Reply #2955 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:38:03 PM »

Granted. Instead, grease knocked up your system.

I want free animes, without it being a crime.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #2956 on:** March 26, 2009, 03:39:58 PM »

Granted, but in turn everything becomes a horrible dub and animation quality suffered a whole lot too.

I wish my PSP and Ps2 were already modded.

Freshbite · « **Reply #2957 on:** March 26, 2009, 04:46:53 PM »

Granted, though your PC will downgrade to Win95.

I want more smileys on BoxTorrents Forum.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #2958 on:** March 26, 2009, 06:52:32 PM »

Granted. Every message is made up of smiles and no one can understand the messages anymore.

I wish i had uber fast acting tylonal

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2959 on:** March 26, 2009, 07:54:40 PM »

Granted, but you find you can no longer feel anything from your nose down.

I wish my upload speed didn't suck great big monkey b*lls.