Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297148 times)

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #280 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:48:56 PM »

Granted, but the power goes out and you can't access the internet for weeks.

I wish the ice would pile up to more then 2 inches.

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #281 on:** February 14, 2007, 05:50:47 PM »

granted, but you have aids

i wish it snow'd here period.

(congrats to NaRu for your 4000th post)

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #282 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:12:42 PM »

granted, but everyone freezes to death

I wish for the end of the earth and the death of everyone including me, and its really painful and we all wind up in hell

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #283 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:14:10 PM »

granted, but you turn gay.

i wish i had 10,000 post count

NaRu · « **Reply #284 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:15:52 PM »

granted but the spammers now hate you and don't talk to you anymore

I wish for the biggest wish ever

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #285 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:18:44 PM »

granted, but you don't know what it's for

i wish people would go to maPS more.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #286 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:20:10 PM »

granted, but the noobs turn it into hell

I wish we could watch miyamoto take on kutaragi in a boxing match

NaRu · « **Reply #287 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:58:08 PM »

granted but then it goes away

I wish for more snow!

CumbreNagalo · « **Reply #288 on:** February 14, 2007, 07:42:49 PM »

Granted, but the snow piles up to 30 ft. high, causing thousands of people to starve in their homes as they wait for it to melt.

I wish the wind would let up.

beezer08 · « **Reply #289 on:** February 14, 2007, 07:49:11 PM »

granted, but the temp goes down to -100 in ur area

I wish for more free time

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #290 on:** February 14, 2007, 08:00:37 PM »

granted....but no there is nothing to do

i wish my clothes were dry

beezer08 · « **Reply #291 on:** February 14, 2007, 08:01:43 PM »

granted, but now they are very itchy

I wish for some fajitas

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #292 on:** February 14, 2007, 08:04:21 PM »

granted, but they used poop as the meat

i wish for soylent green

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #293 on:** February 14, 2007, 09:25:16 PM »

granted, but it is served in a used diaper.

i wish i had real wishes

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #294 on:** February 14, 2007, 09:59:16 PM »

granted....but then you would have nothinbg to wish for because you alredy have everything that you desire

wish MGS4 would be released earlier

vicious796 · « **Reply #295 on:** February 14, 2007, 10:11:56 PM »

Granted but you have no access to it.

I wish this thread would just die one day!!!! lol

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #296 on:** February 14, 2007, 10:13:20 PM »

granted....but then a million other spam threads pop up out of no where

wish i could download faster

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #297 on:** February 14, 2007, 10:58:43 PM »

granted, but you can only dowload gay S&M goat porn

I wish I had a shrink ray

vicious796 · « **Reply #298 on:** February 14, 2007, 11:00:51 PM »

Granted, but you shot your penis... wait nevermind you didn't have to

Wish I had a better upload rate

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #299 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:05:39 AM »

granted, but DL rate is 1 byte an hour

i wish my neighbors cat would die