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Offline Tsunamu

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2960 on: March 26, 2009, 09:27:12 PM »
Granted, but you find yourself unable to do anything that needs downloading.

I wish that cleaning up stuff doesn't take as long as it does.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2961 on: March 26, 2009, 10:18:33 PM »
Ah! So do I!
(Oops... sorry.)
GRANTED! Instead you shall have ten times the more stuff to clean up. So your Amount/Speed Ratio is still less than before.

I want "The Chosen One" as a popup blocker.

I support good grammar and well structured writing.

Offline Keevtara

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2962 on: March 26, 2009, 11:19:15 PM »
Granted. This guy now blocks your pop-ups.

I wish I had a new computer.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2963 on: March 27, 2009, 12:12:39 AM »
Granted, enjoy your new IBM PC/XT

I wish I had more spare time

Offline muesli

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2964 on: March 27, 2009, 12:33:15 AM »
granted but you always have to support people when they have problems with their computer in your spare time now... (thx)

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i wish for more smilies too (again..)

Offline Esoliken

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2965 on: March 27, 2009, 02:41:07 AM »
Granted, but you still can't find the one that defines you

I wish I knew my 1K post

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2966 on: March 27, 2009, 05:46:50 AM »
Granted, but you will realize that very post was off-topic.

I want a panda... NOW!

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Offline yt1DER

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2967 on: March 27, 2009, 06:44:45 AM »
It also wants you...for breakfast.

I wish I had something to eat now, cuz that made me hungry...

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2968 on: March 27, 2009, 04:42:31 PM »
Granted, its a pile of crappy dog food

I wish I had a ray gun

Offline PrOdiGyiNaCn

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2969 on: March 27, 2009, 05:59:45 PM »
Granted, here's your red shirt, you go first...

I wish summer started sooner, and ended later.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2970 on: March 27, 2009, 06:01:03 PM »
Granted, but your failing school

I wish I had a job

Offline Myriddan

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2971 on: March 27, 2009, 06:02:19 PM »
Granted, but you work 20 hours a day at $1 an hour

I wish I had some chocolate pie right about now

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2972 on: March 27, 2009, 06:07:18 PM »
Granted, but its already been eaten

I wish I had better art skills

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2973 on: March 27, 2009, 06:15:51 PM »
Granted, but you lose all other skills

I wish there was an authentic Japanese restaurant near by

Life's a bitch, then you die

Offline Esoliken

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2974 on: March 27, 2009, 07:14:39 PM »
Granted, but the mafia hold control of it and your family

I wish I had more coke zero

Offline PrOdiGyiNaCn

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2975 on: March 27, 2009, 07:53:03 PM »
granted, but you find out they renamed it to coke zero classic and it now costs 20 cents a can more.

I wish my neighbour's dog would stop pooping behind my fence.

Offline Esoliken

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2976 on: March 27, 2009, 09:33:09 PM »
Granted, he now poops on your front door
(don't ask how)

I wish I hadn't stepped in a pile of doggy do-do

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2977 on: March 27, 2009, 11:26:04 PM »
Granted but you step in a cow pie instead

I wish I had someone to keep me warm at night... (sadly i know where this wish is going)

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2978 on: March 28, 2009, 01:37:05 AM »
Granted, its a huggable pillow :3

I wish magic was real!

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #2979 on: March 28, 2009, 01:54:36 AM »
Granted but you unfortunately don't have any affinity for it

I wish Dragons were real