Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297035 times)

Esoliken · « **Reply #2980 on:** March 28, 2009, 11:58:32 AM »

Granted, but your stuck in mideval times

I wish you no longer felt tired when you wake up

moonlight · « **Reply #2981 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:29:36 PM »

Granted, you never wake up again.

Wish the time in Tokyo didn't pass by so fast >_<

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2982 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:39:14 PM »

Granted, after the Tokyo Jupiter incident time slows down in Tokyo for about 4 times.... But you can never leave....

I wish I had more money - so I could buy all the stuff I want.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2983 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:42:57 PM »

granted, but the stuff you now want is impossible to get

I wish I had some 8ohm speakers

Tsunamu · « **Reply #2984 on:** March 28, 2009, 01:58:32 PM »

granted, but you turn deaf instead

I wish I found some bass tabs for anime songs already!

Esoliken · « **Reply #2985 on:** March 28, 2009, 08:40:58 PM »

Granted, but they're not in tune

I wish I had more OSTs

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #2986 on:** March 28, 2009, 09:24:26 PM »

Granted, but you listen to track after track realizing with horrific certainty that every track skips at every minute on the minute.

I wish Pandas made music.

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #2987 on:** March 28, 2009, 10:52:40 PM »

granted, but they have even less time to make babies and become extinct for good: as a result, every tree-hugger around the world is out to get you in all of their nature-wise, unwashed glory.

i wish there were gundams in real life.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #2988 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:23:10 AM »

Granted, but they destroy your house and leave you unable to touch or pilot one, ever.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2989 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:19:31 AM »

Granted, but your so lazy that you wish you hadn't wished that wish

I wish for a monkeys paw

muesli · « **Reply #2990 on:** March 29, 2009, 11:16:08 AM »

granted but you got the paws from king kong so they are a little heavy for your...

i wish i had a private cook

Freshbite · « **Reply #2991 on:** March 29, 2009, 12:54:40 PM »

Granted. However, he is so terrible that you prefer eating fastfood. Oh, by the way. That cook, is me.

I wish I had my own moon, made out of cheeze.

surdumil · « **Reply #2992 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:05:03 PM »

Granted. You now have a 25 cm diameter ball made of a half-melted, half-rotten mixture of gorgonzola and limburger circling around you just out of reach. Unfortunately, people seem to shy away from you now.

I wish I had a giant mozzarella and mushroom burger right now.

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #2993 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:16:26 PM »

granted, but the mushrooms are tragically poisonous; your only salvation lies in the god of mozzarella, but since you ate his daughter (the princess of cheeseland) he puts you out of your misery beneath a stream of nacho cheese.

i wish my hands weren't so rugged.

Freshbite · « **Reply #2994 on:** March 29, 2009, 01:29:16 PM »

Granted. Your hands are now disintegrated.

I want... YOU!

As a slave.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #2995 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:02:58 PM »

Granted, but you get arrested in the FBI sting operation for being included in the ring of people trafficing.

I wish Freshbite has a fun time in his appointed correctional facility.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2996 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:10:29 PM »

Granted, but he had so much fun he returned back to prison because of it

I wish the American prison system was a little better at teaching convicts not to do wrong

Keevtara · « **Reply #2997 on:** March 29, 2009, 02:55:09 PM »

Granted. It's hard for them to do wrong when they're dead.

I wish Sci-Fi didn't play such cheesy movies.

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #2998 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:12:42 PM »

granted, it now plays TV fictions which get budget cuts around the fourth season and ultimately conclude with rushed endings.

i wish i had an infinite ratio.

Esoliken · « **Reply #2999 on:** March 29, 2009, 03:15:50 PM »

Granted, but you can't download anything, that you still want to download

I wish my brother would stop taking up the bandwidth