Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297047 times)

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #3040 on:** March 31, 2009, 05:39:35 PM »

granted, you're now working at a call center: this makes you want to quit instead.

i wish i hadn't woken up with a stonking headache.

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #3041 on:** March 31, 2009, 07:24:51 PM »

Granted but now you have to explain to everyone you meet what stonkin means.

I wish time wouldn't slow down at exactly 2:30pm every weekday.

Esoliken · « **Reply #3042 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:19:43 AM »

Granted, it now does it at 2:29

I wish tetanus shots didn't hurt so much afterwords

wakatabaka · « **Reply #3043 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:26:24 AM »

Granted but the moment the needle has contact with the skin, you keel in immense agony.

I wish I had quantum brainwaves.

surdumil · « **Reply #3044 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:35:46 AM »

Granted. You suddenly radiate a lifetime of thoughts as various quantum wavicles... they never return, leaving you with what's left.

I wish BoxTorrents wouldn't go commercial

Esoliken · « **Reply #3045 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:38:09 AM »

Granted, you realize the italic letters spell out "Happy april Fools day"

I wish I had a flaux capacitor

zurukitsune · « **Reply #3046 on:** April 01, 2009, 12:38:39 PM »

Granted, but you break it while carrying it up the stairs

I wish i could go back to the Japanese restaurant up in town

Esoliken · « **Reply #3047 on:** April 01, 2009, 03:51:09 PM »

Granted, but its not there anymore

I wish I was better at guitar

Aneroph · « **Reply #3048 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:08:01 PM »

^ Granted but you can only play Mary Had a Little Lamb

I wish I had more friends that liked anime

Esoliken · « **Reply #3049 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:10:25 PM »

^ granted, they are all you have

I wish April fools day lasted longer

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3050 on:** April 01, 2009, 04:30:46 PM »

Granted, but it's only in your mind.

I wish I could have long hair without any trouble

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BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #3051 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:03:45 PM »

granted, but it's so long it gets in your mouth as you snore.

i wish things fixed themselves.

surdumil · « **Reply #3052 on:** April 01, 2009, 05:51:26 PM »

Granted, but now things want to fix people as well. Get that thing away from me!

I wish robotic gadgets and entities could be found absolutely everywhere.

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #3053 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:21:00 PM »

granted, and thanks to you going to the bathroom will never be the same...

I wish I could fly.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3054 on:** April 01, 2009, 07:24:54 PM »

Granted but since you don't have permission to fly all airports will call the government who will then try to shoot you down.

I wish I could break dance

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #3055 on:** April 01, 2009, 08:58:02 PM »

granted, but eventually you get stuck into an hilariously awkward position which demands for a crowbar to pry your joints back into place.

i wish networking was easier.

Esoliken · « **Reply #3056 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:35:01 AM »

Granted, everyone can do it and your out of the job

I wish I had plastic

Duki3003 · « **Reply #3057 on:** April 02, 2009, 12:38:02 PM »

Granted, you get a plastic..... cup - it leaks a bit thoe but enjoy it either way.

I wish my few exams I've got left would pass them selves - without including me and with a good mark if possible.

Esoliken · « **Reply #3058 on:** April 02, 2009, 01:00:25 PM »

Granted, but it turns out they weren't yours

I wish I had a clue about job interviews

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #3059 on:** April 02, 2009, 02:48:51 PM »

granted. sorry, can't corrupt that, i sympathize

i wish i could copy disks from stores by looking at them.