Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297047 times)

surdumil · « **Reply #3060 on:** April 03, 2009, 02:47:24 AM »

Granted. Unfortunately, physical media suddenly become obsolete and disappear from store shelves.

I wish that Esoliken would have a fantastic, positive job interview.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3061 on:** April 03, 2009, 10:51:07 AM »

Granted, but you lose and will never get anything job-related, leaving you in very bad debts.

I wish I could write as fast as I can think.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #3062 on:** April 03, 2009, 11:10:02 AM »

Granted, I've slowed down your thinking process - as well as the IQ - 'couse I'm relativly ebil.

I wish I really was an ebil genius who'll take over the world, and not just ebil.

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #3063 on:** April 03, 2009, 02:41:25 PM »

granted. you are now a dr. brain, the insane lab rat set on taking over the world, and the next poster is pinky. don't despair tho', you'll succeed eventually

i wish i could command people through the internet.

moonlight · « **Reply #3064 on:** April 03, 2009, 02:48:47 PM »

Granted, but your internet provider decides to cut off your connection.

Wish I could slow down time!

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3065 on:** April 03, 2009, 05:15:46 PM »

Granted, but once time has been slowed down once, the rest of the time it moves x times as fast as you slowed it down.

I wish I had some expert's ability to read kanji :v

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #3066 on:** April 03, 2009, 05:27:55 PM »

granted, but the rest of the world starts writing in chinese for giggles.

i wish teeth cleaned themselves.

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #3067 on:** April 03, 2009, 07:43:36 PM »

Granted, but it takes 23.5 hours a day, and you can't eat while it happens.

I wish I hadn't almost cut my finger off today. (It hurt, alot.)

Aneroph · « **Reply #3068 on:** April 03, 2009, 08:04:17 PM »

Granted, but you cut your feet off instead.

I wish I would win a lot of money

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3069 on:** April 03, 2009, 10:58:24 PM »

Granted, but the world starts using a different means of trade

I wish that the world didn't have timezone differences

Duki3003 · « **Reply #3070 on:** April 03, 2009, 11:50:34 PM »

Granted, the world is now flat, there is only one timezone - and now becouse of overpopulation you are amongst the first ones to fell of the edge of the earth.

I wish my subjects that I've got left to pass weren't so god damn boring.

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #3071 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:29:20 AM »

granted, they're a barrel of laughs now; however, i don't recall reading that you actually want to pass them

i wish i could watch anime on three different screens at once.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3072 on:** April 04, 2009, 02:56:40 AM »

Granted but they are three different anime all running audio and video at the same time so you can't understand any of it.

I wish I had more anime in my "watched" list.

BeastOfSoda · « **Reply #3073 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:48:17 AM »

granted, but they all turn out to be alternative versions of DBZ from different dimensions, with only a couple of different details each time; good luck dealing with quantum boredom!

i wish i had the willpower to sleep earlier, and possibly wake up alive or without any horrifyingly life-chnging side effects.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3074 on:** April 04, 2009, 08:50:53 AM »

Granted, but the rest of humanity has found a different way to supply for sleep.

I wish I wasn't so vampire-like, being too awake at night and to sleepy during the mornings.

PrOdiGyiNaCn · « **Reply #3075 on:** April 04, 2009, 01:49:30 PM »

Granted instead you become more werewolf like. You're sleeping patterns are better, but you just bought stock in Gillette.

I wish houses fixed themselves.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3076 on:** April 04, 2009, 03:38:05 PM »

Granted, but it makes so much noise during the process that the house becomes completely unlivable.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

yt1DER · « **Reply #3077 on:** April 04, 2009, 07:28:56 PM »

Granted. I'll kick your shins until you forget about your back.

I wish the next person would help me kick anerphs shins :P

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3078 on:** April 04, 2009, 09:34:04 PM »

Granted, but I accidentally miss and end up breaking your leg.

I wish I could write on multiple novels at the same time.

Esoliken · « **Reply #3079 on:** April 05, 2009, 10:01:36 PM »

Granted, but you have yet to finish one

I wish i could finish mine