[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Esoliken]

Granted, but you never reach that point due to sleeping more than 10 hours a night

I wish the same just different outcome

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you only feel less tired for about an hour. After which you crash so hard you slip into a coma for a few days.

I wish I had a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs right now

[Esoliken]

Granted, but the bowl is upside down in your lap

I wish my computer screen wouldn't flash whenever i got an event warning from IRC

[Duki3003]

Granted, your screen now goes to sleep mode now every time you get an IRC event warning.

I wish I had some pizza and cake.

[Esoliken]

granted, but the whole pizza and the cake is a lie

I wish rules were actually enforced most of the time

[Aneroph]

Granted but now everything you do is considered breaking the rules.

I wish I spoke fluent Japanese

[PrOdiGyiNaCn]

Granted, but you speak it so poorly, all the Japanese people look at you like we look at the local chinese restaurantaur.

I wish really could replace a whole meal with a pill.

[Esoliken]

granted, but your always hungry do to it not expanding in your stomach

I wish I had a box of Japanese meal replacements

[Tsunamu]

Granted, but they're all old ones that are no-longer able to be used.

I wish I didn't lag so much today.

[Hanako]

Granted, but with your new hi speed connection you download a bunch of viruses and fry all your data.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[Tsunamu]

Granted, but you end up subtracting an illness for which a routinely sleep is the cure.

I wish I scheduled my time better.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but the scheduling makes you so tired that you sleep through the rest of your day

I wish my Bokurano download would hurry up and finish

[yt1DER]

granted, but your hard drive fails shortly after.

I wish I had a talent in voices

[Tsunamu]

Granted, it turns you so popular that you can't escape your popularity other than by suicide.

I wish I had enough money for a motorcycle license.

[Esoliken]

^ granted, you just no longer have a motorcycle to ride

I wish my dad didn't make me buy a fishing license

[Tsunamu]

Granted, instead he buys you it and forces you to go fish with him once a week

I wish medicine weren't such a hassle to to take in.

[Esoliken]

Granted, but its 10x more painful

I wish that my parts would get here

[Tsunamu]

(what parts ? xD)
Granted, but they're unusable and needed to be returned, making it take twice as long before you get it again.

I wish my younger brother's computer got back from "fixing" already.

[captiosus]

Granted, but it turns out you got ripped off and nothing was fixed

I wish i had 2000 bucks to build me a new computer

[Tsunamu]

Granted, the money however, is falsified and in turn you get a debt and have to go to court.

I wish I could write one-shots.