[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[chubbysumo]

granted, but nobody likes them

I wish that my A&P2 instructor would get back, so i could take this makeup exam.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but you fail it.

I wish that no one here had an animated sig/ava.

[Aneroph]

Granted but now no one has any avatars/sigs/or usernames and it becomes impossible to tell anyone apart.

(click to show/hide)

may I ask why you hate animated avatars/sigs so much?

I wish Japanese class had not been canceled for good Friday.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but they decided to cancel the class completely.

I wish that Psy would record him saying lots of dirty things and then send it to me.

[queenmetroid]

...Except he just became a hermit and swore off sex and bad language for life. Sucks for you.

Eh, I wish my digital copy of The Dark Knight didn't suck so much.

[surdumil]

Granted.  It has stopped sucking and has started blowing.

I wish I had watched, "Paris qui dort", sooner!

[captiosus]

Granted, but now you cant get it out of your head

I wish the postal service would hurry the hell up and bring me the new computer parts i bought

[Aneroph]

Granted, but the parts are all broken and you must spend the next six months suing the post office for your money back.

I wish I had a barrel of fresh root beer.

[queenmetroid]

You promptly fall in and drown in a delicious way.

I wish I could get this stupid achievement.

[captiosus]

granted, but the admins pwn you and remove it from your siggy (LOL)

Wish my second LCD monitor wasn't damaged (has a minor crack in the screen, and the frame has been busted all to hell, but even after dropping and knocking it over it still works just fine)

[Esoliken]

Granted, but you are sent to the hospital for high mercury levels

I wish new TVs didn't have so much mercury in them

[Tsunamu]

Granted, the new TV's turn 80s and we're only given black/white screens from that day on.

I wish that I didn't have to wake up so early today.

[Esoliken]

Granted, but for the next three days you have to wake up VERY early

I wish I didn't have an eye doctors appointment tomorrow
((Have to get my eyes dialotated ))

[Tsunamu]

Granted, in turn you have to pay a large sum of money to just fix it all in one go.

I wish I could put my lenses in.

[Esoliken]

Granted, but the frames are broken

I wish for I changing contacts

[Tsunamu]

Granted, but after awhile they mess up making your eye-sight worse.

I wish laser-treatment didn't cost that much

[Esoliken]

Granted, but it only works for 5 minutes before you go blind

I wish for the whole bottle

[Tsunamu]

Granted, it was empty.

I wish I didn't keep encountering the 30-sec post thingie. xD

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you must wait five posts before being able to post again. (this is actually a rule on the other forum I frequent)

I wish I had more snacks.

[Tsunamu]

Granted, it's the type of snack you dislike the most.
(lol, wow 5-post rule, doesn't it take ages to post then @_@)

I wish I had something to drink