[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Aneroph]

Granted but it requires a complex opener that you don't have.

I wish the next person would post a bunch of emoticons to confuse the poster after them.

[Tsunamu]

Granted, the next poster will be you! <<;

I wish I  :'(

[Aneroph]

Granted, but  :'(
(man am I confused now )

I wish my roommate would go home sooner.

[Tsunamu]

Granted, his home is your room.

I wish your eye sight didn't worsen cause of watching the screen in a dark room. xD

[Esoliken]

Granted, but it know worsens the more light there is and its near impossible to find dark places

I wish for more forum options

[Tsunamu]

Granted, you have to create them yourself

I wish everything didn't get so blurry when you're tired!

[moonlight]

Granted, someone pokes your eyeballs and you get blind.

Wish I could speak Japanese x_X

[Esoliken]

Granted, but that's all you can speak and you aren't fluent at all

I wish I could read japanese

[Aglaea]

Granted, but you can't understand it.

I wish my kids didn't insist on watching retarded PBS Kids shows.

[Tsunamu]

Granted, they end up watching stuff like recent Queen's Blade 24/7

I wish I had more bass-sheets from anime/game OSTs

[Esoliken]

Granted, but its only for songs with no bass

I wish I had more zombies to kill

[Aneroph]

Granted, but there are so many they overtake, and end up killing you.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[wakatabaka]

Granted, but the corrupted genie messes up your request!

You aren't bored anymore! In fact, you get so much excitement by just staring at the computer screen that you can't stop! Your eyes have become literally glued/aligned with that of the lcd that exists in your room...

I wish... I wasn't so lazy.

[Esoliken]

Granted, your a work-a-holic

I wish people hadn't taken to my Fiance so poorly

[Tsunamu]

Granted, it's overwhelming you now instead

I wish I had a private teacher to help me teach Japanese

[PrOdiGyiNaCn]

granted, but your teacher doesn't want money in payment...uhoh.

I wish I had a better laptop.

[captiosus]

granted, but i hijack it

I wish i had my job working as an electrician so i can buy my new computer

[Esoliken]

granted, but as soon as ou get the money and plug your computer in for the first time you get a 2A shock

I wish I had AutoCAD

[captiosus]

granted, but the program is corrupted with a virus, and it fries your computer

Wish i had a 36 inch LCD tv as my computer monitor

(BTW 2A shocks are survivable, i just cant be exposed to that kind of power for too long (30 seconds or so) or i will suffer damage LOL XD)

[surdumil]

Granted, but your computer becomes a Sinclair ZX81.  You enjoy a new graphics and speed experience 

(click to show/hide)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_ZX81

I wish Apple and IBM had never manufactured or sold computers.