Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297160 times)

Xanthic · « **Reply #300 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:20:25 AM »

Granted, it crawls up your ass while you're sleeping and dies.

I wish I didn't just picture that in my mind.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #301 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:40:45 AM »

granted, you are now mentally retarded

I wish for mass sterilization, to ease the squeeze

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #302 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:30:46 AM »

granted, but you die.

wish i had a hover-car

beezer08 · « **Reply #303 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:36:15 AM »

granted, but it sucks a gallon of gas per second

I wish I knew if there was a god

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #304 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:37:40 AM »

granted, but God doesnt know you and you die.

i wish i had a cheese burger.

beezer08 · « **Reply #305 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:54:49 AM »

granted, but there is mold all over it

I wish it wasn't so damn late

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #306 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:56:52 AM »

granted, but you're so early you leave becuase you're too impatient to wait

I wish for a cheeseburger, of death

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #307 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:58:32 AM »

granted, but your mom eats it.

i wish this place didnt change.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #308 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:00:11 AM »

granted, but you change, man, you totally change

I wish it was mayonnaise taco monday

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #309 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:02:20 AM »

granted, but its mayonnaise taco monday

wish my wife would let it go.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #310 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:04:38 AM »

granted, be in divorce court on tuesday

I wish that my wish was granted

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #311 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:07:33 AM »

no.

i wish i didnt have work tomorrow.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #312 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:13:26 AM »

granted, after divorce court be sure to stop by the unemployement line

I wish my wish was corrupted

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #313 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:17:43 AM »

granted, but you choke on it and die.

i wish i could just grant wishes and not have to make any

NaRu · « **Reply #314 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:13:58 AM »

granted but you go blind and can't wish to see again

I wish the option not to wish

n00bie · « **Reply #315 on:** February 15, 2007, 09:43:53 PM »

Granted, so you can never post in this thread again, ever.

I wish to see Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee fight to the death!

PencilTest · « **Reply #316 on:** February 15, 2007, 09:50:55 PM »

Granted . . . but you get caught in the middle and are killed before the fight ends so you never know who won.

I wish I had a better car.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #317 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:29:21 PM »

granted, but you can't afford the payments, and have to join the gay porn circuit

I wish I could join the gay porn circuit

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #318 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:31:58 PM »

granted.....but then you get butt raped by a 15 ft schlong

wish i was a pro athlete

armourer84 · « **Reply #319 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:31:25 AM »

granted, you are pro in the disable wheel chair race.

i wish for happiness of life.