[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[moonlight]

Granted, but Apple and IBM will be the only ones in the world capable of making computers.

Wish that the Japanese YEN goes down like made

[captiosus]

Granted, but Hp becomes your only choice, and the choices they offer SUCK

Wish i had a 200 watt surround sound system (and i do know how to set one up so dont even try it )

[Aglaea]

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish I didn't hurt so bad right now.

[captiosus]

granted, but now you cant feel pain, you injure yourself, the wound gets infected, and you die. Not a bad tradeoff XD

I wish i had a nice deep dish pepperoni pizza, loaded with extra cheese

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you get a horrible toothache and can't eat it.

I wish random RPG style battles occurred in real life.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but you always lose because you can't level up.

I wish I didn't have to drive today so I can load up on meds.

[wakatabaka]

Granted, but the corruption genie strikes again!

It's a miracle! You don't have absolutely any plans today! Since you don't have any reasons to drive, you decide to load up on meds!
There's a catch... you OD'd.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

[captiosus]

granted.......... its a T Rex and it makes you its snack

I wish i knew how the hell i screwed up the winXP install on my desktop computer

[Aglaea]

Granted, but you still can't fix it.

I wish that my kids would be quiet enough for me to take a nap.

[Joshua0001]

I wish that my kids would be quiet enough for me to take a nap.

Granted, but you but they burt the bed to ashes and currently hiding from you.

I wish I got a raise in pay

[yt1DER]

Granted, but you're not tall enough to reach it

I wish I was more athletic.

[Zeratual]

Granted but you become the worlds strongest man, problem is you find out that the steroid look really isn't the way to go 

I wish for something interesting to do tomorrow.

[PrOdiGyiNaCn]

Granted, your brain surgery is at 8:00am.

I wish all channels were HD.

[Zeratual]

Granted, all channels are now in HD but you don't have (or can you afford) a HD TV

I wish I had a juicy fillet steak (yum yum )

[captiosus]

granted, but its laced with liquid sarin, so you die

i wish i owned and can fly an f22 (complete with flame job)

[surdumil]

Granted, but after it is delivered, it gets strafed and blown up by a secret fleet of Dutch F-35's.  Your neighbours complain about the noise!  You become unpopular for a day, then your neighbours forget about it and ask to borrow your lawnmower and your pimped out Coyote.

(click to show/hide)

http://www.primeportal.net/apc/dan_hay/coyote/

I wish my ISP didn't enforce a monthly data-transfer cap.

[captiosus]

granted......... now you dont have internet

wish i had a 2Tb external hard drive

[Lucerin Red]

granted but it's made using 1990 technology and is so large it tips over and crushes you.

I wish I had dental insurance.

[wakatabaka]

Granted but the super corrupted genie that evoked the wish strikes again!

You got dental insurance this morning. Someone, generous and kind, purchased it for you from a corporate insurance company that is in Japan. However, apparently the documentation that was needed to complete the process was lost in some generic incident where the insurance corporate building was crushed by Godzilla. You see, Godzilla happened to be partaking in a free-for-all tournament between monsters, ultramen and mecha... There were lasers, spacium rays, and heat-seeking missiles all over the place.

To shorten the rather long-story-to-be...

You had dental insurance. It's gone now. Oh and you need 3 fillings and your molars plucked.

I wish I was a kaijuu that rampaged cities.

[PrOdiGyiNaCn]

Granted, you are assigned Bagdad for your first rampaging.  You get there and realize its already been flattened.  You end up expiring of natural causes.  aka boredom.

I wish I had a Ferrari.  (yeah a Ferrai, like magnum PI, and a mustache with a cool Hawaiian shirt, and I lived in Hawaii)

Wait, I wish I was Magnum P.I.