[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[surdumil]

Granted... however, Magnum P.I. is a fictional character of a long dead television show.  You still exist, but as faint memories of American television writers Glen A. Larson and Donald P. Bellisario, and of people who remember watching the program.

I wish that I had three more wishes.

[VaporTrail]

Granted, but you are now completely paralyzed and unable to make them.

I wish the pro-sub and pro-dub people could get along.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but now every anime is a random mixture of every language in existence with the subs randomly in every language as well.

I wish I knew a little more Japanese so I could sub.

[Keevtara]

Granted, but you lose the computer skills needed to do the subbing correctly.

I wish I was out of my parent's house already.

[NaRu]

granted..you live in a UPS box

I wish I made more money

[Duki3003]

Granted, you now own a print work but you are arrested shortly after for counterfeiting...

I wish I had an easy way of earning money

[moonlight]

^ Granted, but you get killed before you start earning lots of money

V Wish people in Japan talk slower >_>

[Esoliken]

Granted, but its in audible its so slow... and then the country goes BOOm! (JK, I'd hate to see them go)

I wish japanese was a universal language

[Reape]

Granted, but you'll be unable to understand it

I wish I had a life O.o

[Aneroph]

Granted, but your life consists of working as a garbage man then coming home to a morbidly obese wife that beats you and treats you like crap.

I wish I had time to watch the new FMA before class.

[Esoliken]

Granted, but you ended up missing class

I wish my stomach didn't hurt...

[Reape]

Granted, but now your head hurts instead

I wish I'd find something better to do than posting on this thread

[surdumil]

Granted.  You start looking up cures for stomach ailments and headaches while learning to understand Kanji.  You strive to become the guru of the Corrupted Wish Thread 3.0.

I wish the fields would dry off so I could launch a few rockets.

[captiosus]

granted, the first rocket sets the whole field on fire, killing you when the rest of the fireworks go up

I wish i had A REAL home instead of a 25 year old trailer

[Reape]

Granted, but you find out that the house is full of mould

I wish I had a better computer

[captiosus]

granted, but i hijack the shipping management computers and redirect it towards my house ^_^

I wish i had a 64GB or larger SATA Solid State Drive

[chubbysumo]

granted, but you have to RMA it and the shipping company loses it.

I wish That i had a fan control program for my laptop so id didnt get so hot.

[queenmetroid]

Granted, but it malfunctions and your CPU melts through the bottom of your laptop.

I wish I could stop having problems with Xbox Live...

[Aneroph]

Granted, but now you have to deal with all the idiots, little kids, and butt holes that occupy xbox live.

I wish I had Japanese class today.

[queenmetroid]

Granted, but you accidentally go to a Chinese class and screw up on everything.

I wish my German was a bit better...