[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[mgz]

granted, but on your way to take german lessons your are taken hostage in a terrorist plot to assassinate the president and made to be the scapegoat by the CIA and NSA

i wish i didnt constantly destroy mp3 players


- had to edit post while typing it cuz someone posted before i got too-

[Morgia]

Granted. But you'll constantly rip your pants from now on and always walk with a breeze between your legs

I wish I'd lose the weight I've gained over the last few weeks with my family

[Reape]

Granted, but you will end up becoming dangerously underweight and you have to be hospitalized

I wish I wouldn't have so many upcoming tests

[Morgia]

Granted. You won't have ANY upcoming tests anymore because you'll be suspended permanently

I wish I had sexy shoes that didn't get me any blisters

[mgz]

Granted. You won't have ANY upcoming tests anymore because you'll be suspended permanently

I wish I had sexy shoes that didn't get me any blisters

Granted but they fall apart constantly because they are poorly made, and cost hundreds of dollars to replace.


I wish i had smoke pans.



PS - wouldnt really care about my last corrupted wish sounded pretty ok to me morg lol

[Morgia]

<3 thanks a bunch for your PS *hugs mgz*

Granted. But every smoke you'll produce from this day on will be pink and you'll be known as the "pink weedy" in your neighborhood

I wish there weren't any bad-hair-days in the world...for any woman

[PrOdiGyiNaCn]

Granted, but when everyone has super hair, no one has super hair.

I wish for world peace. (go on, corrupt that one, I dare you.)

[captiosus]

granted; the human race nukes itself to hell

(there i dared, so bite me........ Oooooooohhhh I smelll TACOS!!!!)

I wish my laptops touchpad worked again

[Lucerin Red]

granted, but only when you use your genitalia in public

I wish that people wouldn't argue against the facts.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but they make up fake facts that you are unable to argue the validity of.

I wish I had a chicken sandwich right now.

[Lucerin Red]

granted, but it turns you into a fish

I wish I was less awesome because right now I'm too awesome for anyone to handle.

[Morgia]

Granted. But in reality nothing happens, you'll only have a mirror installed in your bathroom

I wish we didn't have to wear long trousers in the lab in this kinda heat

[Tsunamu]

Granted, you all, even the guys, have to wear mini-skirts that expose too much and give you either a horrid or too-distracting sight causing everything you do to fail.

I wish I were more patient.

[moonlight]

Granted, you are now lazy as hell and don't feel like doing anything. Just sit and wait for something to happen...

Wish I could skateboard (is that correct?)...

[Tsunamu]

Granted, but you'll never be able to board a train, car or any other transport normally, leaving you with only your skateboard.

I wish I could mod things myself

[Keevtara]

Granted, but nothing turns out quite the way you intended.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[mgz]

Granted, but nothing turns out quite the way you intended.

I wish I could win the lottery.

granted but its a 20$ scratch and win ticket and you only won a free diet coke and are allergic to aspartame


i wish that you guys knew what smoke pants were so that when i wished for them they could be corrupted properly lol



NOTE - smoke pants are pants that are made out of shaped smoke, IE just like jeans or sweatpants but smoke instead some kind of magic holds the smoke in place and they breath and are light as air

[Morgia]

NOTE - smoke pants are pants that are made out of shaped smoke, IE just like jeans or sweatpants but smoke instead some kind of magic holds the smoke in place and they breath and are light as air

so what's the problem with those pants being corrupted as being pink...and every other smoke that will ever come from your side as well?

[Duki3003]

Granted, now we know but most of us just tl;dr so you just have to be satisfied with Morgia's pink smoke corruption.

I wish I didn't have to cram this week so I could go all out with Clannad VN.

[PrOdiGyiNaCn]

Granted, you don't have to cram because you dropped out of school to be one of those guys that picks up garbage in the park with a pointy stick.

I wish summer would get here already.