[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Lucerin Red]

granted, but your raise single handedly bankrupts the company and you're out of a job

I wish that I was done with school and had a degree in the best field ever and had a job for 30 years until I rose to CEO and then moved into the political field and became the best president ever, and single handedly saved this country from ruin forever and would be forever remembered as the greatest man that ever lived.

[Aneroph]

You are answered by the computer wish granting machine "Wish denied. Sentence contains multiple wishes. Error 404: User abusing the wish granting machine." A small teddy bear pops out and plays some music. As you stare in astonishment at the stupid little bear, the machine injects you with a mysterious substance which you later discover consisted of toxic chemicals. "Redemtionboy is dead...Fatality."

I wish I would pass my Japanese oral exam tomorrow with 100%.

[moonlight]

^ You pass your exam with 100%, but somehow everybody hates you after the exam and a 0% is registered.

V Wish I could stop time for a while >_<

[Tsunamu]

^ granted, but you find yourself unable to resume it and "die" instead

V I wish I could switch on my writing mood with ease

[Duki3003]

Granted, but you can't switch it off now and eventually die of boredom of having to write all the time...

I wish we lay off death for a while so I don't die in my next corrupion...

[moonlight]

^ Granted, you will be tortured for eternity.

V Wish there were less cars in Tokyo >_>

[Tsunamu]

^ granted, everyone walks so there's no place for any transport at all

V has been to Japan before

[Duki3003]

lol - not the next person but a wishing thread

Granted, you've been to Tokyo where everyone has to walk now 'cause of your corruption, got pickpocketed - lost your passport and your possessions and now will never be able to get back to civilisation again since you can't get through the crowd...

I wish there was an easier way to type long messages...

[Freshbite]

GRNTD, YU SHLL NW SKP A LTTR EVRY NW ND THN. (Try reading it without using the spoiler.)

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Haha, fail. "Granted, you shall now skip a letter every now and then." (Although the sentences doesn't get much shorter anyway.)

I wish someone understood that.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but it gave me a headache (I didn't even look at the spoiler)

I wish I had Japanese class through the summer.

[Freshbite]

Granted, your summer holidays are off, completely. More time for studying.

I wish I knew who was behind the murder of James Sullivan. (Was he murded?)

[Duki3003]

Granted, you know, but so does the police - and you are arrested shortly after.

I wish had selfchargeable batteries.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but they only self charge one time before dying completely and it costs a lot of money to replace.

I wish I didn't have to go buy groceries.

[Freshbite]

Granted. Instead, you have to buy slaves that does it for you.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[captiosus]

granted, you now have to pay a thousand bucks a month

I wish i can fix a client's laptop (retard b0rked the charger connector, and if i aint careful im gonna torch the board with the soldering iron)

[Tsunamu]

Granted, after you fix it he knocks you out and refuses to pay you and manages to get away with it, leaving you with worse stuff than before.

(Lol, duki, gomen I was so out of it XD)

I wish I didn't make htat mistake earlier today

[captiosus]

granted, you are even more whacked out than before, and now enjoying your permanent hangover in hell

Wish i had 3gb of ddr400 ram and a 256Mb Video card for my desktop

[surdumil]

Granted.  You have 3gb of DDR400 SDRAM and a 256 Mb video card that sit very nicely on top of your desk.  Unfortunately, your computer magically turns into an Exidy Sorceror that could not possibly use either.

I wish I had an Exidy Sorceror.

[captiosus]

Granted, i blow the obsolete piece of hardware to hell (Revenge! In UT99 Announcer voice)

Wish my friends would take care of their computer hardware

[moonlight]

^ Granted, they use water and soap to clean their stuff every day.

V Wish that Okinawa was near Tokyo >_<