[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Morgia]

^ Granted there's one supercity named Okiwakyo now but all people who can leave because the air pollution will be unbearable and it slowly mutates into a slum and afterwards a ghost town

I wish I wasn't too lazy to make me something to drink

[surdumil]

Granted.  You find that you are not too lazy to make something to drink.  After that, though, you feel too lazy to drink it.

I wish today's Division E speech contest would be the best ever!

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That's a Toastmaster event... a public speaking contest.
It actually went very well this afternoon... though probably no quite the best ever.

[zurukitsune]

Granted, but everyone did bad, sp it made it hilarious instead of greatly competitive

I wish i had more room on my computer so my mother wouldnt yell at me to clean it off

[Morgia]

Granted, but your computer will be as big as the first ones that were ever invented and will take up an entire room

I wish I'd already go to bed, because I have just 6 hours of sleep left

[zurukitsune]

Granted, but you only can sleep for 2 hours, as police pull in front of your house for the neighbors and wake you.

I wish that i could get to college already! (senior year is killing me)

[captiosus]

Granted...... But you have to fork up 200,000 buck a year

Wish my trailer had better wiring so i can set up multiple computers

[ratfire666]

granted, but the wiring was from an old kid's EZ bake oven.

I wish I had a harem of the girls from boobalicious

[Freshbite]

Granted. But you suffocate when they push their breasts in your face.

I wish I had an imagination.

[Aglaea]

Granted but it is that of a seven year old girl.

I wish I didn't have to take 10+ Lortabs a day to make my pain tolerable.

[Freshbite]

Granted. Instead, you feel no pain at all. And by time your body will extend it limits and you will be classified as an alien.

I wish there would be more active people on this forum.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but they are all annoying idiots.

I wish I would hear back on my job today.

[Freshbite]

Granted. However, everyone there are dorks and you decide to drop-off because it might be contagious. (This is nothing personal, just for laughs.)

I wish I had a twin-sister.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but she got all the good genes leaving you super ugly and retarded.

I wish I didn't have to drive anywhere today.

[Freshbite]

Granted. Instead you sit at home, and letting the roots grow.

Granted, but she got all the good genes leaving you super ugly and retarded.

*Hysterical laughter* XD

I wish I had better skills at photoshoping.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but the only thing you are good at is editing doggie porn pictures.

I wish I had someone to make lunch today so I don't have to.

[Freshbite]

Granted. You can borrow me from muesli for one day. Although I am really expensive.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of shirts.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but they are all ripped at the nipples.

I wish I wasn't such a gutter brain.

[Freshbite]

Granted. Instead, you share someone elses thoughts and visions.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow either.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you are forced to go to some family gathering with a bunch of old people that pinch your cheeks all day.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[queenmetroid]

Granted, you think of so many that your brain explodes.

I wish that I would do awful on my test today. xD