[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Freshbite]

Granted. But you forgot to write your name, so it didn't make any difference.

I wish I had atleast one more external harddrive.

[Aneroph]

^ Granted, but that one extra harddrive overloads your computer and destroys it.

V I wish I had something to do this summer.

[Freshbite]

Granted. Instead you are to busy to ever take a break. You could basicly say that you are working in summer aswell.

I wish someone from this forum (Who is a nice person) could join me during the Metal Town festival this summer.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but since they have no idea what it is or where it is they end up getting lost and not arriving.

I wish I had a little more courage to go to some conventions this summer.

[Tsunamu]

Granted, but despite your courage, it somehow ended up with you being the odd one out.

I wish I had enough courage to play bass when everyone's at home.

[ratfire666]

granted but you got scared when everyone wanted you to imitate Alex Webster (Cannibal Corpse) playing bass and headbang

I wish I had a pet alligator like Pochi from He is my Master

[Freshbite]

Granted. But Pochi was busy so you got his cousin Bochi, who is a very aggressive alligator. You will find him very annoying, trust me.

I wish I had time to watch more Animes. (good ones)

[Morgia]

Granted...but you'll only have the time to watch anime because you get into a car accident and will be permanently disabled afterwards

I wish people with an IQ of under 50 would at least shut their mouths most of the time, because they'd be aware that they only ridiculed themselves

[Freshbite]

Granted. Instead, people with an IQ above 150 is yappering about how we could exterminate the "< 50" once and for all.

I wish I had a million dollars~

[ratfire666]

granted but you had to open your own franchise of Sonic staffed by large breasted catgirls

I wish I had some pepperjack cheese more often

[captiosus]

granted but you had to open your own franchise of Sonic staffed by large breasted catgirls

Is that really that bad? LOL ............. mmmmm b00bies

Granted, thats all you can eat now

I wish i had a Puddlejumper from Stargate Atlantis (who the hell came up with "Puddlejumper"?)

[Aneroph]

Granted, but the puddlejumper actually can not make it over any puddles and you get very wet and muddy whenever you drive it.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted.

[Freshbite]

Granted. Instead, it is o-so great that people would kill you, just to get the legal right to use it.

I wish I had a Stargate between my outdoor and my school, that I could switch off whenever I wanted to.

who the hell came up with "Puddlejumper"?

John Sheppard made it up. Watch the 2 first episodes in the series. (I think it's the second one.)

[captiosus]

Granted............ . the Government kills you for it and sticks it in that mountain whose name i cant spell to save my live

Wish i had the Sea Shadow (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Shadow   AND THEY ARE GIVING THE THING AWAY FOR FREE!!!!!!)

(And i know Sheppard came up with the name in Atlantis, but who on the staff thought it up?)

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you don't have permission to use it on any body of water, and the moment you put it in the water the military blows it up out of fear of terrorism.

I wish I had a new computer.

[Freshbite]

Granted... but it... [Insert Epic Failure Here] ...and blew up.

I wish I was the ruler of the world for one day.

(And i know Sheppard came up with the name in Atlantis, but who on the staff thought it up?)

I have no idea. The director?

[captiosus]

Granted, but i snipe you

I wish a F14 in flying condition with a flame paintjob (That would be WIN)

[Freshbite]

Granted. But it also... [Insert Epic Failure Here] ...and blew up.

I wish I could come up with better answers.

[captiosus]

Granted but you [insert epic fail here] and blew up (REVENGE!!)

Wish i could make a Decent map for UT 99

[Aneroph]

Granted, but the map(s) blow away the instant you walk out the door. Or, if they are on your computer, the program you used to create the map crashes and you lose all of your work.

I wish I had more snacks.