Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297171 times)

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #320 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:55:53 AM »

granted, you receive a bag of happiness brand baby organs

I wish they would legalize baby killing, not abortion, I mean fully birthed babies

beezer08 · « **Reply #321 on:** February 16, 2007, 05:15:22 AM »

Granted, your children all die

I wish I had more than 20 minutes of free time yesterday.

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #322 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:11:51 AM »

granted, but you never have anymore free time

i wish i did'nt have to teach guitar anymore

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #323 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:08:11 PM »

granted, but you fail to teach the reincarnation of jimi hendrix, and world peace is never reached

I wish I could speak 147 languages

armourer84 · « **Reply #324 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:45:29 PM »

Granted, but all 147 natives can't understand your accent and useless to communicate.

I wish I had lively cute dolls as Shinku in Rosen Maiden.

beezer08 · « **Reply #325 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:35:56 PM »

granted, but they all burn in a fire that destroys your home

I wish I wasn't so tired atm

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #326 on:** February 16, 2007, 04:55:23 PM »

granted....but then you're forced to do manual labor for no pay

wish i had a better graphics card

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #327 on:** February 16, 2007, 05:13:19 PM »

granted, but it shorts and your computer melts

wish i had a cold drink

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #328 on:** February 16, 2007, 05:24:28 PM »

granted, enjoy your swim off the coast of antartica

I wish my professors head would explode

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #329 on:** February 16, 2007, 05:32:30 PM »

granted, but the explosion takes out half of your city.

i wish it was 2:00pm already

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #330 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:04:54 PM »

granted, its 2pm, of the year 4567, and everything you know is gone, and you also have Space AIDs

I wish I could meet the Space Pope

senjirou · « **Reply #331 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:35:18 PM »

granted, but you are forever lost in space

I wish I had pizza

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #332 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:38:08 PM »

granted, one Goat Anus pizza served

I wish my house would burn

senjirou · « **Reply #333 on:** February 16, 2007, 10:31:50 PM »

granted, but you can´t get out of it...

I wish redemtionboy has some burn cream

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #334 on:** February 17, 2007, 01:54:50 AM »

granted....but he accidentally thought that it was regular lotion and put it on his nuts

wish i could go get a KFC Snacker

beezer08 · « **Reply #335 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:20:52 AM »

granted, but a finger was in it as well

I wish I had more money

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #336 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:33:48 AM »

granted...but you recieve all counterfeit bills and get sentenced to 30 yrs in prison

wish i could make more more $$$$ legally

senjirou · « **Reply #337 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:25:46 AM »

granted, but you end up in a coma for overwork

I wish I could fly like Goku

capnmorgan · « **Reply #338 on:** February 17, 2007, 02:43:15 PM »

^Granted, but you splatter on the nose of a 747 on it's way to heathrow airport.
^ I wish going to the dentist didn't hurt so damn much. (They really love that damn steel pick!)

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #339 on:** February 17, 2007, 03:45:47 PM »

granted, but the dentist has to give you AIDs

I wish I had AIDs