[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[ratfire666]

granted but I ate them all instead and left strawberry edible panties in their place

I wish there were porn channels on cable tv

[Freshbite]

Granted. But they all blew up.

I wish google would run even faster... like instantaniously.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but it is so fast that it kills the internet for 3 years upon the first search.

I wish it was warmer outside.

[Freshbite]

Granted. You blow up.

Ok, now I seriously wish I could stop doing this. (But it is so easy! )

[Aneroph]

Granted, but the inability to continue granting wishes so easily causes your head to explode.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[ratfire666]

granted but you ended up inside a sauna reading Guns & Ammo magazines

I wish the RIAA and MPAA would shoot each other to death

[Freshbite]

Granted. But you happen to stand in the centre... and gets blown up.

I wish everyone would like to taste the cake I made.

[Morgia]

Granted, but only I will come to taste it because I'll eat up everything before anyone else can get even a crumb

I wish I wasn't so gluttonous

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you are stricken with an eating disorder and become so bone thin that people find you extremely repulsive.

I wish I had some fresh deer meat to cook and eat right now.

[Freshbite]

(Me too man... me too.) Granted. But that reindeer had some sort of undiscovered disease, which slowly corrupts your nerve-system, handicaping you by time.

I wish I SUDDENLY, FOR NO REASON had my own poolhouse in my backyard.

[PrOdiGyiNaCn]

Granted, but you realize you have no pool and hence no reason to have a pool house which leads you to rent it out to a bunch of tiny circus midgets that drive you nutz when they all start practicing their act late and night causing you to buy take in 15 cats but no cat food which results in the cats turning on you (like they always do) and slowly devouring you over the course of a month before expiring from hunger and attracting the local news after several of your neighbors complain about the smell (and the midgets) who run an expose on you and your pitifully short life that embarrasses your mother to death

I wish I knew how to punctuate better;

[Aneroph]

Granted, but$ y&o*u e~nd! up...using, thin"gs) mo?r\e the>n yo)(u; wan:t-e+d t=o

I wish I had a life.

[surdumil]

Granted.  You come back from the threshold of the non-living as a trogloditic zombie vampire grue, ready to wreak havoc, but only in the darkness of night.

I wish I could also be a trogloditic zombie vampire grue.

[Thelizno]

Granted. But you are broken since the zombie vampires bit of your right arm, half of your left and your right leg. Don't forget the ears and brainsss.

I wish i could transform.

[Aneroph]

Granted. You turn from a human into a flower and then into a Doritos bag then back into a human. Your friends can also transform into random things and when your powers combine you become a big pair of boobs.

I wish there was something good to watch on television right now.

[surdumil]

Granted.  Casper the Friendly Ghost sits on your television for a few minutes, then disappears.  Uh oh... looks like he left a brown sitzmark.  :'(

I wish television script writers would all become hairdressers, and that hairdressers would replace them as script writers and would whip the writers butts by creating great new shows.

[Tsunamu]

Granted, but it changed your sexuality as well

I wish I could remember my dreams better

[captiosus]

granted, you remember your worst nightmares (and that would VERY quickly drive some people insane)

I wish i had the super power of fire control

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you must touch the fire in order to control it which will burn your hands.

I wish I was better at mixing music.

[Thelizno]

Granted but the music is mixing you

I wish i could go home