[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[Keevtara]

Granted. Home is now a cardboard box, in a dark alley.

I wish for a waffle.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but it has a pubic hair on it from someone dropping it on a bathroom floor before giving it to you.

I wish I had someone to run all my errands for me.

[ratfire666]

granted, but those errands were done by the guys from Queer Eye while wearing assless chaps

I wish that the Breath of Fire games were done like 1 & 2

[Aneroph]

Granted. They are exactly the same as the first 2, graphics and all.

I wish I had more time.

[chubbysumo]

granted, but its a miniscule amount and dosent help at all.

I wish i had a non-spoiled, non-moldy, semi cold perfectly made tuna salad sandwich, with the time to eat it. 

[captiosus]

granted, i poisoned it

Wish i had USB header extenders for my desktop motherboard

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you lose your job, your house, and your car because you spent too much time and money on your computer.

I wish my roommate would stop using my stuff.

[Freshbite]

Granted. Instead, he trows them away.

I wish I could find another great torrent-tracker since my old one quit. (Not an Anime-Tracker)

[captiosus]

granted, it gets shut down and all IPs traced, resulting in your arrest

Wish i had a better case for my desktop

[Aneroph]

Granted. It is super high quality, but in fluorescent pink with pink lights, Hello kitty stickers, and a large plastic teddy bear head molded into the casing in the back that makes it difficult to run any cables out of the back.

I wish I had a small reading light.

[captiosus]

Granted. It is super high quality, but in fluorescent pink with pink lights, Hello kitty stickers, and a large plastic teddy bear head molded into the casing in the back that makes it difficult to run any cables out of the back.

I wish I had a small reading light.

Granted. It is blindingly bright and can be seen from miles away, attracting the attention of the FAA and FBI

i wish i had Pizza

(BTW i can simply spraypaint and cut away with a dremel the unneeded colors and other shit)

[Aneroph]

Granted. You get a pizza with anchovies, grass, worms, maggots, dung, and buffalo testicles as toppings, and they are all cut up and mixed into the batter and sauce.

I wish this wish could make its own wish.

(BTW: You complain about your corrupted wishes too much. Just take the corruption and move on lol)

[surdumil]

Granted.  The universe no longer exists as we know it (or does it?)

I wish that yesterday was tomorrow and that today was yesterday.

[Insanity]

Granted, you're now locked into some weird time warp thing and you have to relive the same day every day until you go insane and commit suicide.



I wish I had a new monitor.

[chubbysumo]

granted, but it only has a 800x600 resolution, and is as big as a desk.

I wish i didnt have to pay intrest on my credit card.

[captiosus]

granted............ ........... the credit company now forces its debt onto you

Wish i had a large jug of sunny D

(been craving that shit for weeks now)

[Aneroph]

Granted, but it is a new flavor they have created that includes the original sunny D, chocolate & strawberry milk, turkey innards, and human hair.

I wish I had time to read more manga today.

[captiosus]

granted, thats all you can do for the rest of your life

Wish i had a better AGP video card for my desktop (the board is old, but it still packs a punch for its age)

[PrOdiGyiNaCn]

granted, but your new video card is so powerful it causes your screen to explode.
I wish political correctness was illegal.

[captiosus]

................ i would corrupt that, but it is just too beautiful

PSYCHE! The stupid politicians take away everyones freedom to be politically correct

Wish my single seater jet design would fly one day


(Ill show a pic of the lego model of it later, but it should easily be able to crack mach 2.5, especially with 40 tons of thrust full power and an all composite construction, giving a power ratio of 8tons thrust to 1 ton weight empty; full load, 3:1, but the wing design means a takeoff speed of 275+kts when running on fumes)