Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0  (Read 297084 times)

Offline PrOdiGyiNaCn

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3340 on: April 24, 2009, 10:53:01 AM »
(I'm going to suggest that any plane design that starts off life as a lego model maybe should be tested by someone other than yourself) ;D

Granted, your plane will indeed fly, but it doesn't need to reach 275+kts, it blew up on the run way and managed to reach escape velocity becoming the first home built self powered non functioning satellite.

I wish we had 4 day work weeks in north america.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3341 on: April 24, 2009, 08:24:52 PM »
Granted, but your salary drops down by 33,33333 % because of that.  ;D

I wish to sleep for the next 2months and a half and wake up with a college diploma and a reaaally nice job. *dreamy sigh*
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3342 on: April 24, 2009, 11:45:54 PM »
granted........... you are killed in your sleep ;D

Wish i knew how the hell i managed to that jet in my flightsim was launched that freaking high and that fast

(it somehow got shot to over 300,000,000 feet at mach 27+, and it was SLOWLY slowing down.... as in it would take 15 minutes to drop half a mach. The orbital flight physics werent that bad though ;D)

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3343 on: April 24, 2009, 11:51:25 PM »
Granted. Now that's the only way you manage to fly a jet.

I wish someone could give me a debrief of what has happened while I was gone the last 3 days.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3344 on: April 25, 2009, 12:07:22 AM »
Granted, but I can only fully explain it in morse code so
.-- .. -. - . .-. /  -.-. .-.. . .- -. .. -. --. --..-- /  .- -. -.. /  -. --- /  -- --- .-. . /  . -....- .--. . -. .. ... /  .--. --- ... - /  -.-. --- ..- -. - /  .. -. -.-. .-. . .- ... . /  .. -. /  --. .- -- . /  - .... .-. . .- -.. ... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-

I wish all public trackers were as fast as BxT is....

*My evangelion torrent will take weeks to finish :-\*

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3345 on: April 25, 2009, 12:09:49 AM »
Granted. Instead, BxT slows down greatly.

I wish I could read morse code. O.o

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3346 on: April 28, 2009, 03:38:13 AM »
Granted, but you then interpret all symbols in terms of dots and dashes, so that morse code is the only thing you can read.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3347 on: April 28, 2009, 03:45:15 AM »
Granted. You find out that you're the only one they ban.

I wish I could get this paper written tonight AND maybe get at least 2-3 hours of sleep.

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3348 on: April 28, 2009, 08:48:56 AM »
granted you get a d ;D

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3349 on: April 28, 2009, 11:59:30 PM »
Granted.  Your unspoken wish for unspoken wish fulfillment sucks all of existence into a teeny-tiny black hole.

Er... I wish I knew what wish I granted.


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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3350 on: April 29, 2009, 12:05:25 AM »
granted, i didnt say a fucking thing! LOL ;D

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3351 on: April 29, 2009, 04:36:13 AM »
granted, but now you live in a cardboard box

i wish the curry i made for dinner tonight wasn't so salty

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3352 on: April 29, 2009, 04:37:51 AM »
Granted, but there is so much fat crammed in in its place that you have a heart attack while eating.

I wish I could survive longer than 3 minutes against zombie hordes on "Left 4 Dead".

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3353 on: April 29, 2009, 01:02:47 PM »
Granted, a bonus of +1 more second is now added to your survival skill....

I wish my beard wouldn't grow so fast - so I don't have to shave as often...

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3354 on: April 29, 2009, 03:54:48 PM »
Granted, but instead of growing on your chin, it starts to grow on your back instead.

I wish that I had your Angel for one moment of lust.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3355 on: April 29, 2009, 04:59:09 PM »
Granted, but angels have a completely different interpretation for term "lust"


wish that I had a cup of warm camomile/matricary tea, no sugar of for that matter any kind of other substances in it

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3356 on: April 29, 2009, 05:20:18 PM »
Granted, but every time you get around to drinking it, you get distracted by various things. (people knocking at door. Phone. Etc) When you get back to it, it's cold.

I wish that America sunk.
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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3357 on: April 29, 2009, 06:07:51 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately it brings the UK down with it...

I wish my dog would stop barking at the damn pigeons and other critters - he's giving me a headache...

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« Reply #3358 on: April 29, 2009, 06:26:40 PM »
Granted, he is dead


wish that I shouldn't have to go to work tomorrow...

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3359 on: April 29, 2009, 06:43:35 PM »
Granted, your boss will phone you any minute now to tell you your fired...
(Thats for killing my dog)
I really wish my headache would just go away......