[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[harpy]

Granted, your ded as well ( you and your dog can meet in heaven now, isnt harpy just the kindest person on this damn mud ball???)

wish for another apple

[flyingbirdie]

^ Granted, but Ryuk comes out of nowhere, takes it from you and eats it slowly, making sounds and expressions that make you drool. A lot.

V I wish I had the money to study in another country for my MBA degree.

[harpy]

Granted, but you spend all the money on candy


wish that I would just go to sleep

[captiosus]

Granted, you never wake up

Wish i had some PCI SATA cards for my desktop

[harpy]

Granted, its broken


wish that someone would organize my music >_<

[captiosus]

Granted, i burn it all to mini CD and run off with the hard drives

Wish i had a computer with SATA ports (really fucking need sata in my desktop)

[harpy]

granted, it does not work ( wast there a way how to make ata to sata??? a simple transformer thingies...em I think there were...em...not a computer geek dont know more then I need *happily dances around*)



wish for not so stupid co workers.....

[wolkec]

Granted, you got stupider and now they are all smart

I wish Jarudin would play eve online

[MarchHare]

Granted, but now Chiyachan codes for the site. dun dun DUN!!!!!!!

i wish i didn't have to take so many exams

[surdumil]

Granted.  All courses are cancelled without explanation or compensation.  It's time to look for a winter job.

I wish a whole bunch of new families would join our local rocket club.

[captiosus]

Granted, one of the rockets explodes in a precious little snowflakes face and the parent demmand a ban on all rockets

Wish my computer didnt suck

/Farker

[Eva01Master]

Granted, but you got both your hands ripped off and can't use it.

I wish I've got a Skyline GT-R

[captiosus]

granted, but it blows up the moment you try to start it, killing you

I wish my PCI sata card would show up

[surdumil]

Granted.  It arrives, but you find that it's a micro channel SATA card instead.  I hope you've got an IBM PS/2?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IBM_PS/2

I wish it was Christmas again.

[Thelizno]

Granted! But the day repeats itself forever and ever and ever and ever.

I wish i could travel time

[captiosus]

granted you fuck up the space time continuum and we all die because of it

Wish my fucking card would get here already

[Stormkeeper]

Granted, but then you drop the card down a storm drain.

I wish I had every single book in the Black Library.

[surdumil]

Granted.  Unfortunately the pages of all the books turn as black as the ink on them, and your reading glasses fall and break after the nuclear holocaust that had spared only you and the books.

I wish Twilight Zone episodes would replace the billions of crappy variants and episodes of CSI on cable and network television.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but in between each episode is two episodes of reality television.

I wish my roommate would stop playing WoW 14-18 hours a day.

[yt1DER]

Granted. He instead tattoos a "W" on each of his butt cheeks so that when he bends over, it says WoW.

            ...he thinks it's so cool that he shows you 14-18 times a day.

I wish wisdom teeth didn't exist.