[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but you lose all your other teeth, as well.

I wish Scrubs could continue, with all the original cast.

[surdumil]

Scrubs continues with the original cast, but morphs into a weekly extended TV advertisement for Shamwow.

I wish it would stop snowing.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but it begins raining fire and brimstone.  Your wish caused the apocalypse.

I wish I could use my big toe the way I use my thumb.

[surdumil]

Granted.  You can now stick you big toe into plum pies, bottle necks, cultivators, and yer nose... oddly enough, it gets stuck or cut off by these things, just like your thumbs used to.

I wish an American politician would suggest that swine flu should hereby be called "freedom flu" (to be ignored by people of all other countries, of course).

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but now Bird flu resurfaces and no one in America can think of what to call it.

I wish we could post CPM, funimation, and ADV anime.

[captiosus]

granted.... we have to post it in broadcast format, which sucks ass

i wish i coulda finished beating the tar out of that kid who decided to test my temper

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but you then later contract AIDS and he develops the cure to AIDS and he decides not to give it to you because you beat him up.

I wish no one corrupts this wish.

[captiosus]

DENIED!

i wish i had beer

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but there's a roofie in it and a creepy guy sitting next to you.

I wish hamsters could talk.

[WingZero8788]

Granted, but they're all going to sing while dancing on top of your head.

I wish I had a space ship.

[surdumil]

Granted.  It's a weird alien space ship that is shaped like a toilet paper roll.

I wish that there was a discotheque for dogs.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but you're not allowed in.

I wish cars could fly.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but they are so unstable that flying one means almost certain death.

I wish I would die in such a strange way that I would make the front page news.

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I have always thought it would be funny to open the newspaper and read "Local man dies in tragic office chair racing incident".

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but they split up the story so that it says, "continue on page 33" before getting to the good part, and of course, no one ever continues it.

I wish I could figure out how to get ps3 media server to work for anime.

[WingZero8788]

Granted, but it will be unstable for such use and crash every five minutes.

I wish I could steal Bill Gates fortune and get away with it.   

[Keevtara]

Granted, but the value of the dollar plummets. Have fun taking a barrel full of money to buy a loaf of bread.

I wish for a lifetime pass to IHOP.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but IHOP goes out of business immediately after.

I wish I had a pencil that could shoot death-rays.

[WingZero8788]

Granted, but it accidentally blows up causing you complete paralysis.

I wish stupid people were born on another planet.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but everyone on that planet spends all their time on the internet playing all the games you want to play, and going on all the forums you want to post on.

I wish the Toga was still fashionable.

[surdumil]

Granted, but this starts a popular revolt and the fashion industry is completely eliminated.  Long live corduroy!

I wish was wearing a pair of plaid corduroy pants.