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Offline yt1DER

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3400 on: May 15, 2009, 03:03:56 AM »
Granted.

I wish I had a sandwich.
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Offline WingZero8788

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3401 on: May 15, 2009, 03:28:51 AM »
Granted, but it tries to eat you.

I wish I could own my own corporation.
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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3402 on: May 15, 2009, 12:49:50 PM »
Granted.  It just went out of business.

I wish pterodactyls were still alive.
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Offline agbaba

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3403 on: May 15, 2009, 01:18:46 PM »
They are alive. 100 pterodactyls sweep down at u and eat ur testicles. Peck one of your eyes out. (leave the other one so that you can see that one eye is gone) :D

I wish i could eat chocolate forever
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Offline Aneroph

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3404 on: May 15, 2009, 01:20:28 PM »
Granted, but that doesn't stop you from getting fat and having a massive heart attack/stroke that leaves you paralyzed with a limp face.

I wish I could get rid of this cold.
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Offline Reape

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3405 on: May 15, 2009, 01:26:12 PM »
Granted, the virus mutates and turns into AIDS

I wish my summer vacation would start already
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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3406 on: May 15, 2009, 02:43:33 PM »
Granted.  Global Warming causes it to be so hot that you die of sunstroke 5 hours after it starts.

I wish that I lived in a house made of candy.
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Offline WingZero8788

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3407 on: May 15, 2009, 06:23:53 PM »
Granted, but you start eating it and the house winds up collapsing on you, killing you.

I wish I had the knowledge of the universe.
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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3408 on: May 15, 2009, 10:57:08 PM »
Granted, but it turns out the universe is retarded.  Now you are too.

I wish the 30 Rock season finale didn't suck so bad.
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Offline captiosus

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3409 on: May 15, 2009, 11:03:54 PM »
Denied, it sucks 10x worse

Wish i knew wtf was wrong with one of my computer motherboards
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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3410 on: May 15, 2009, 11:14:36 PM »
Granted, you find out that that motherboard has developed into the world's first AI, and it jumps onto the internet, hacks every computer in the world, and does the worst thing imaginable...

(click to show/hide)

I wish captiosus would stop "denying" my wishes.   :'( :'( :'(
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Offline captiosus

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3411 on: May 15, 2009, 11:41:40 PM »
denied

I wish i had a bigger upload rate than my 3mbps
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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3412 on: May 16, 2009, 01:42:18 AM »
Granted.  But you now download at 56 kb/s.

I wish all books were required to have some pictures in them.
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Offline WingZero8788

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3413 on: May 16, 2009, 02:09:26 AM »
Granted, but all of them will give you a headache from looking at them.

I wish there was a cure for stupidity.
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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3414 on: May 16, 2009, 02:20:00 AM »
Granted, but you soon get arrested for bashing a stupid person over the head with a hammer.

I wish there was popcorn flavored poptarts.
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Offline surdumil

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3415 on: May 16, 2009, 03:20:46 AM »
Granted.  Everyone who tries one gets violently ill.

I wish stupidity was a cure for arrogance.

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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3416 on: May 18, 2009, 03:07:19 PM »
Granted, but unfortunately all the arrogant people in the world insist that they are still fucking geniuses.

I wish ibuprofen tasted more like candy.
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Offline captiosus

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3417 on: May 18, 2009, 03:16:06 PM »
granted, you overdose and kill yourself

I wish i had a car
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Offline SeventyX7

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3418 on: May 18, 2009, 03:53:13 PM »
Granted, you get a pinto, someone rear-ends you, and you die in the violent explosion that results.

I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish I have my wish tonight.
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Offline captiosus

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Re: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0
« Reply #3419 on: May 18, 2009, 04:05:14 PM »
denied

Wish i had a F14
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