[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[surdumil]

Granted.  You now have Chanel F14, a fragrance that smells a bit like a fox trampling a mushroom patch after a rainstorm near a marsh in Northern Saskatchewan.  Congratulations!

I wish pro wrestling wasn't fake.

[SeventyX7]

Granted.  But now every pro wrestling match will be between these two guys.

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(Yes, these were real wrestlers.)

I wish those Easter peanut butter chocolate eggs were made year-round.

[MarchHare]

Granted, but they're tainted with salmonella.

I wish I had a vacation

[Duki3003]

Granted, you'll get a full day vacation - but before that you have to work 'till you drop for the next 6 months. (Be glad I didn't make it years)

I wish I could skip my next exam term, and that all my remaining exams would magically pass them selves by doing so.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but you get D-'s on all of them.

I wish I could eat forever without getting hungry or gaining weight.

[surdumil]

Granted.  You become a PacMan graphic on an ancient arcade game console.

I wish Dr. Pepper was actually good for you and didn't even aggravate ulcers.

[SeventyX7]

Granted.  But cannibalism is still illegal, so you get arrested after eating him.

I wish my car could run on the shattered hopes and dreams little orphans.

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

Granted...but a bear ate all the little orphahs after you whored them for your car fuel

wish i was related to Jesus

[SeventyX7]

Granted.  You're killed a day later by a fundamentalist from some other religion, and unlike Jesus, you can't come back from the dead.

I wish I was Jesus.   

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

Denied...now die you blasphemous bitch!! 

Wish Had some crazy ass weapons like Kratos

[SeventyX7]

Denied...WTF IF EVERYONE CAN DENY MY WISHES I CAN DENY THEIRS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

I wish I could understand why characters in anime seem to find school swimsuits attractive.

[captiosus]

................... ................... ..... granted, but you are permanently labeled a pervert and shunned by society

wish i had a miniature nuclear fission reactor, sealed in concrete with power lines coming out, approved by the AEC, and lasting 50 years before the core needs replacement

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

Granted, but then some russians came thru, stole your shit and left you naked in the middle of no where

wish i was finished with work already

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but now you're pregnant because you forgot to make them wear condoms.

I wish yesterday was today, today was tomorrow, and tomorrow was yesterday.

[yt1DER]

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Granted, but now you're pregnant because you forgot to make them wear condoms.

HIGH FIVE!@ 

Your wish will be granted the day after tomorrow.

I wish my summer job didn't require 14 hours a day BUT still paid the same.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but massive inflation occurs, and since your job still pays the same, you become dirt poor.

I wish someone would invent some amazing new food that tastes, looks, and smells delicious!

[Aneroph]

Granted, but you are told all of the horrible ingredients that were used to make it and thus you become unable to stomach it.

I wish my router would stop crashing.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but now your modem is acting up.

I wish anerph's current signature wasn't so awesome!!!

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

granted...now it turns into a sig of akuma and becomes t3h SUPREME AWESOMENESS!!!

wish i had something good to eat

[captiosus]

granted, but i eated it first


i wish i had a hypersonic jet aircraft