[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[xieshunnuan]

granted but the jet begins to fall apart.

I wish money grew on trees.

[SeventyX7]

Granted.  The currency changes.

I wish cows grew on trees.

[Aneroph]

Granted, however, walking outside during any other season than winter means certain death by falling cows.

I wish I didn't have to shave so often.

[surdumil]

Granted.  You change into an iguana.

I wish lawyers would fall up.

[SeventyX7]

Granted.  They all get to go to heaven while you have to stay on Earth.

I wish clothes were more edible.

[queenmetroid]

I'm not even going to think about why you wished for something like that. Choke on polyester-cotton mixture and die.

I wish finals were over already...

[xieshunnuan]

Granted, but you failed your test epically.

I wish for world peace!

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but everyone kills themselves out of boredom.

I wish we could mount laser canons onto turtles and use them for war.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but it takes 500+ years to finish a single war.

I wish capes would make their way back into casual dress.

[xieshunnuan]

Granted, but it only lasted less then a week due to new fashion statements.

I wish more jobs were open for applications.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, Chippendales is now accepting new comers.

I wish Will Smith was still funny.

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

Granted...but now you are in diapers again

wish i could play videogames at work

[captiosus]

granted, you lose all pay

i wish i had 3 grand for a new computer

[zorena86]

Granted, but the interest rates you used from the credit card to buy the comp is 32.8% and it's all due within 1 month.

I wish my car was working properly.

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

Granted..but you lock yourself out with the engine running

wish i had an unlimited FREE supply of car fuel

[Duki3003]

Granted, but it's unstable high octane fuel which blows up when you start the car.

I wish people didn't have to waste time by sleeping.

[surdumil]

Granted.  They now have to waste time by hanging around your front door.

I wish there was a car powered entirely by parasitic energy capture devices.

[queenmetroid]

...And suddenly the Metroids powering the car break out and eat you!


I wish I didn't have to write this paper tonight.

[captiosus]

granted. you fail whatever class that paper was needed for

i wish i got my freakin parts already

[xieshunnuan]

Granted, you got your parts, but it turned out horribly bad in the end.(not sure what parts you are talking about so I can't be anymore specific.)

I wish the economy would raise up so stocks and crap wouldn't be as bad.