Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297099 times)

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3460 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:04:23 AM »

Granted, robots replace all workers and the economy booms while all the workers lose their jobs.

I wish the rabbit that lives by my house would stop making fun of me.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3461 on:** May 27, 2009, 09:52:15 AM »

Granted, but now he is having sex even more than before so you end up with a houseful of rabbits that all make fun of you while the original rabbit is making more rabbits.

I wish I had been able to sleep last night.

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #3462 on:** May 27, 2009, 01:45:08 PM »

granted...but then you didnt wake up....never ever ever again

wish i didnt need sleep

Duki3003 · « **Reply #3463 on:** May 27, 2009, 02:12:39 PM »

Already been granted, you just have to hang around my front door from now on...

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I wish to be the supreme ruler and commander of the world or god at least.

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #3464 on:** May 27, 2009, 03:06:37 PM »

Granted...but im akuma bitches /shun goku satsu's duki-berger

I wish for a lunch break with pay

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3465 on:** May 27, 2009, 07:53:50 PM »

Granted, but the food is terrible.

I wish I had a tail that could shoot laser beams.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #3466 on:** May 27, 2009, 11:36:07 PM »

Granted, but you shoot yourself in the ass every time you try to sit from now on.

20% of all traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers, that means 80% is caused by sober drivers so
I wish sober people would just let us drunk drivers return home safely...

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #3467 on:** May 28, 2009, 03:04:56 PM »

granted...but now you hit a pole instead

Wish my battery lasted longer -_-

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3468 on:** May 30, 2009, 02:41:56 AM »

Granted, but it rains and your robot brain malfunctions, which causes you to go berserk and kill everyone you ever loved.

I wish I could literally walk on sunshine.

surdumil · « **Reply #3469 on:** May 30, 2009, 11:27:23 AM »

Granted. You are mailed an invitation to parachute onto the sun's surface. Big Brother is waiting for your response.

I wish that the Hunchback of Notre Dame was a local traffic cop.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3470 on:** May 30, 2009, 10:22:52 PM »

Granted. Now you can't get away with the excuse, "Sorry, I wasn't looking at you."

I wish the Jews would make the economy better again.

yt1DER · « **Reply #3471 on:** June 01, 2009, 04:23:43 AM »

Granted, but then global warming burns them all away

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I wish I could learn where to draw the line...

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #3472 on:** June 01, 2009, 12:07:19 PM »

Granted...but it isnt a straight one

wish my coloring skills were better

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3473 on:** June 02, 2009, 05:26:05 PM »

Granted, but the crayons you always use still make you look like a 4-year-old child.

I wish there was a drug I could take that would give me the ability to make stuff blow up with my mind.

zurukitsune · « **Reply #3474 on:** June 02, 2009, 07:10:36 PM »

Granted, but you blow up your mind.

I wish i had a superpower that allowed me to make blank DVDs with my left pinky toe.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3475 on:** June 02, 2009, 11:31:48 PM »

Granted, but each blank DVD you make requires the sacrifice of a young virgin.

I wish I didn't live in such a shitty neighborhood.

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #3476 on:** June 03, 2009, 01:24:19 PM »

Granted...now you arent alive at all

Wish i wasnt so sore

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3477 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:18:41 PM »

Granted...now you arent alive at all

I wish all doors were operated with buttons, like in video games.

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #3478 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:24:51 PM »

granted...but you lost all your fingers to press them

wish every thing was free

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3479 on:** June 03, 2009, 02:42:15 PM »

Granted, but everything runs out before you can get any.

I wish crowbars weren't so damn heavy.