[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

granted but now they arent as durable

wish i had access to all the games before the were released

[Duki3003]

Granted, you have access but can't play them

I wish I had the upload and download capasity of PFCorner.

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

Granted...but then your firewall blocked you from downloading any files over 5 MB

wish windows 7 was out already

[captiosus]

granted: Microsoft fucks it up again

wish i had $5000 for a new computer

[Duki3003]

Granted, but due to hyper-inflation from the economic crisis you can't buy a new computer for any less then 50,000,000,000,000,000,000.99$ fifty sextillion dollars and 99 cents + taxes.

I wish there was an unlimited storage space external hard drive.

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

Granted...but then it gets corrupted

wish i was outta work now

[SeventyX7]

Granted.  Bush is president again.

I wish KFC's popcorn chicken didn't get a new container.

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

 Granted...same container no chicken 

wish i had eaten breakfast

[Transparent]

granted, but it was awful and now you feel like shit

i wish i could find a decent paying job

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

^ granted....now you only wprk one a week

V wish it wasnt so gloomy outside

[Natheria]

Granted: but you are now gloomy because you ran your car into a lamppost due to the glare of the sunny day.

I wish for peace on earth.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but now the world is one giant orgy.

I wish I lived on my own again.

[Duki3003]

Granted, but you get lonely, refuse to eat and die if starvation soon after.

I wish there was an easier way to cram...

[Goroshi-sama]

Granted, but you dont learn anything

I wish Box grants us freeleech-time.

[captiosus]

granted, you have to download everything and thus destroy your ratio to feed the leechers

Wish i had some money to buy new parts for mah computers

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but you decide to blow it all at a strip bar instead.  It's up to you to decide if this has really been corrupted.

I wish all water fountains were replaced with chocolate milk fountains.

[zorena86]

Granted, but the dairy in the containers of the fountains gets filled with mildew and expires and you become deathly ill.

I wish to pass my summer class with little effort from my end and an A+ grade.

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

^ granted but the credits dont transfer

V wish my package was here already

[Aglaea]

Granted but everything in it is destroyed.

I wish you were here to join in on my fun.

[AkumaisDaGr8est]

Granted but...wait...i would never want to corrupt that wish 

I wish i could find all the wishes that are uncorruptable