Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297198 times)

capnmorgan · « **Reply #340 on:** February 17, 2007, 10:28:57 PM »

^Granted, but you have to get them by taking a dick up your ass.
I wish for better something

PencilTest · « **Reply #341 on:** February 17, 2007, 11:27:56 PM »

Granted . . . you have better paper weight.

I wish I could travel through time.

beezer08 · « **Reply #342 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:11:12 AM »

granted, but you get stuck in the dark ages

I wish the weekend would last longer

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #343 on:** February 18, 2007, 05:52:31 AM »

granted, but the shift in time causes catastrophic tidal waves and kills billions. And it also gives birth to Tilsday, a day invented just so they could air another night of law and order

I wish I could pet the bunnies

beezer08 · « **Reply #344 on:** February 18, 2007, 06:01:22 AM »

granted, but you get rabies when they bite you

I wish it wasn't so late

senjirou · « **Reply #345 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:58:54 AM »

granted, time is now stuck forever at 6 am.

I wish I wasn´t so tired

beezer08 · « **Reply #346 on:** February 18, 2007, 09:08:34 PM »

granted, but you never sleep again and become incredibly bored at nights

I wish that this day would last longer

senjirou · « **Reply #347 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:40:21 AM »

granted, but it lasts for your entire life, endlessly repeating itself

I wish I could buy a 360

Xanthic · « **Reply #348 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:58:44 AM »

^ granted, but it costs $3000 after import taxes

I wish I was done with college already with my degree

senjirou · « **Reply #349 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:03:05 AM »

granted, but you find that what you were studying has no job offers

I wish I had the $3000 to buy the Xbox

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #350 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:04:46 AM »

granted, but shortly after you paid the $3000, you realized its no where near that price

I wish britney spears didn't shave her head

senjirou · « **Reply #351 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:06:16 AM »

granted, but she begins growing uncontrollable pubic and armpit hair

I wish I could see Britney with her head shaved

(where did you hear that?)

Sebur · « **Reply #352 on:** February 19, 2007, 02:51:55 AM »

Granted.. But you'll see how ugly she looks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOYiuwhmoXw

I wish I had Mahou Powers O_o

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #353 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:44:00 AM »

granted....but then you become a cripple for the resrt of your life....
wish i could make the money i just lost

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #354 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:27:16 AM »

granted but you have to sleep with 50 fat guys

I wish I could pick up 50 fat guys

Chaza · « **Reply #355 on:** February 19, 2007, 10:50:40 AM »

Granted but you break your back and have to sit in a wheelchair.

I wished I had a brain.

senjirou · « **Reply #356 on:** February 19, 2007, 11:12:46 AM »

granted, but it is useless

I wish I could run 100 meters in 4 secs

beezer08 · « **Reply #357 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:53:27 PM »

granted, but now you can't run any other distance

I wish I didn't have school and work today

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #358 on:** February 19, 2007, 12:55:53 PM »

granted, you are homeless

I wish my couch didn't break

senjirou · « **Reply #359 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:18:06 PM »

granted, but you entire house falls down

I wish my Uni wasn´t so far away