Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297107 times)

Aglaea · « **Reply #3540 on:** June 13, 2009, 04:02:52 AM »

Granted, but they decided to do a techno-bluegrass album.

I wish my husband would quit going through my phone and freaking out if he can tell if I deleted a text message.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3541 on:** June 13, 2009, 04:34:49 PM »

Granted, but he leaves you for William Shatner.

I wish I could read minds.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #3542 on:** June 13, 2009, 05:05:57 PM »

granted; but you only hear every third word what they think...

I wish I have geass

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3543 on:** June 13, 2009, 09:53:15 PM »

Granted, but you quickly go insane and everyone decides to kill you before you cause any more harm.

I wish the shamwow wasn't so SHAMAZING!!!

zorena86 · « **Reply #3544 on:** June 14, 2009, 02:09:39 AM »

Granted, it's really a cover up for how crappy the product really is.

I wish I had more time to watch anime.

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3545 on:** June 14, 2009, 02:42:37 AM »

granted but you ended up watching hamtaro reruns and eating tv dinners

I wish I could get laid by the girls from Umemaro's animations

zorena86 · « **Reply #3546 on:** June 14, 2009, 02:51:04 AM »

Granted but one of the tags they forgot to list was Futanari and the girls rape you.

I wish I was a professional bum with a steady, reliable income.

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3547 on:** June 14, 2009, 02:57:39 AM »

granted but the IRS knocks yer cardboard door down and confiscates yer cardboard home for failure to pay taxes.

I wish I could see through girls clothes at will.

Aglaea · « **Reply #3548 on:** June 14, 2009, 03:09:48 AM »

Granted, but only old ugly ones.

I wish that I could have more sleepovers.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3549 on:** June 14, 2009, 04:44:30 AM »

Granted, but the penis fairy draws a penis on your face every time you fall asleep.

I wish fairies were real. (Not pixies, though.)

zorena86 · « **Reply #3550 on:** June 14, 2009, 05:31:45 AM »

Granted, but only the tooth fairy is real and is an evil twisted one that pulls your teeth that are currently in your mouth.

I wish my cardboard home didn't get foreclosed.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3551 on:** June 15, 2009, 12:40:17 PM »

Granted, but a huge storm went by making it all soggy and saggy.

I wish that i could meet some box people in real life.

Aglaea · « **Reply #3552 on:** June 15, 2009, 01:07:50 PM »

Granted, but you now have a bunch of creepy Box stalkers.

I wish my phone charger wasn't being a piece of crap.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3553 on:** June 15, 2009, 02:30:02 PM »

^ Granted it can charge any phone in 2 minutes, but it does not fit your phone

I wish that every weekend could be like last weekend

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3554 on:** June 15, 2009, 05:37:11 PM »

Granted, but you have to go back in time every week to that weekend, therefore living the exact same week, every week, Groundhog-Day-style.

I wish Summer vacation was longer.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3555 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:00:44 PM »

Honestly, I would be more than ok with that.... probably would get sick of it after a year, but really, it was fantastic. This way i would never age... ahhh, to be 23 forever.... that would be fucking pronominal.

ahh to corrupt:

Granted, but you have no job, and your parents won't let you in their house, so you go broke and after to live on the streets for the rest of your life since the summer vacation will never end.

I wish for 90 degree weather for the next week (I WANNA GO SWIMMIN!)

sazero · « **Reply #3556 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:06:10 PM »

Granted, but your entire wardrobe is made of chocolate so it will melt and you will then have to proceed through your life completely naked.

I wish my stuffed Piplup could talk.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3557 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:10:11 PM »

Granted but all it can say is Piplup and that's only when you pull the pullstring.

I wish I knew how to dance more than 1 type of dance. (slow dance) SOMEONE TEACH ME! I DEMANDS IT **people at home refuse, they say im hopeless when it comes to dancing**

sazero · « **Reply #3558 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:11:30 PM »

Granted but you only get to dance with large sweaty overweight hairy bearded men.

I wish there were more lesbians in Wisconsin.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3559 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:16:43 PM »

Granted but they are all Fugly.

I wish i had a teleportation device.