Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297114 times)

sazero · « **Reply #3560 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:19:14 PM »

Granted, but whenever you teleport you lose all your clothing and can't remember where you came from.

I wish the summer was over so I could get on to college already.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3561 on:** June 15, 2009, 06:25:00 PM »

Granted but at college your professors are the meanest most annoying teachers that you ever had.

(PS, sazero, teleporting to meet people would be the most embarrassing thing ever if i had to teleport naked!!!!)

i wish that zorena86 would make a wish about me

zorena86 · « **Reply #3562 on:** June 15, 2009, 09:16:24 PM »

I wish XeroSkill would've put a wish of his own on his last post.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3563 on:** June 16, 2009, 02:14:30 AM »

granted its about you so your post makes no sense

i wish for a box member gathering to be at my doorstep this month

zorena86 · « **Reply #3564 on:** June 16, 2009, 02:51:33 AM »

Granted, but now all the members are not leaving your doorstep and plan to live there forever.

I wish for a properly working laptop.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3565 on:** June 16, 2009, 12:39:41 PM »

Granted actually its the best laptop on the market, but it has finger print identification to login, and your finger print is not in the system.

(SO ALL THE BOX MEMBERS WILL MOVE IN, AWESOME!!!!!)

I wish for a much larger house to home all the box members in

surdumil · « **Reply #3566 on:** June 17, 2009, 12:38:57 AM »

Granted. You now own a huge house, a huge mortgage and no box members (they've shifted to BakaBT).

I wish the earth's magnetic poles would reverse.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3567 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:04:32 AM »

Granted...BUT NOW COMPASSES GO IN REVERSE!!! OMG NOES!!!! WHAT WILL WE DO NOW?!?!?!?!

I wish people wouldn't catastrosize (if Shakespeare can make up words, so can I) every little thing.

Aneroph · « **Reply #3568 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:09:08 AM »

Granted, but they beat you over the head with shovels for using the word 'catastosize' and then just to anger you further they make up the word "catastrophize" and put into general use.

I wish my wish had self destructing mechanisms so when it gains a global consciousness, it will inevitably destroy itself before causing too much harm.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3569 on:** June 17, 2009, 10:49:13 AM »

Granted, but it won't gain global consciousness until the year 4873 in which you will not know of it.

I wish class wouldn't be so boring.

sazero · « **Reply #3570 on:** June 17, 2009, 10:53:31 AM »

Granted, but the only thing left in the world to entertain you would be Elton John and Billy Joel playing dueling pianos naked.

I wish the Gameboy DSi had a GBA game slot like the DS Lite does.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3571 on:** June 17, 2009, 10:57:43 AM »

Granted, but it only plays the Princess Barbie game.

I wish World of Warcraft was free.

sazero · « **Reply #3572 on:** June 17, 2009, 10:59:42 AM »

Granted, but once you get to level 80 with any character you lose all your data and have to start over from scratch.

I wish I had the willpower to get up from my chair and go pee before I wet myself.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3573 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:02:33 AM »

Granted but when you sit back down you have the urge to excrete.

I wish I could've slept in today.

sazero · « **Reply #3574 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:03:24 AM »

Granted, but the only reason you'd be sleeping in would be because you're in a coma and are never going to wake up again. Ever.

I wish I had money.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3575 on:** June 17, 2009, 11:31:16 AM »

^ granted you get 2 pennies (don't spend it all in the same place)

i wish that I was home so i could play with my puppy

Aglaea · « **Reply #3576 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:31:14 PM »

Granted, but you fall asleep.

I wish my husband would realize he got everything he asked for and is still complaining.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3577 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:51:35 PM »

granted, so he asks for even more...

I wish to be able to get some time off so i can travel, I would love to do a tour of the US and say hi to lots of box members.

sazero · « **Reply #3578 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:53:23 PM »

Granted, but they're all creepy sexual predators (except for me ;o)

I wish I wasn't sweaty.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3579 on:** June 17, 2009, 01:59:49 PM »

Granted, you lose all your money and in the end are even used as guinea pig by mad-man scientists to make you never sweat properly again.

I wish I could select the type of songs much faster when I want/have/need to listen to them.