Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297115 times)

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3580 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:03:20 PM »

Granted all your music selection is deleted, so its really easy to select that 1 song

I wish that i could post before people posted before me

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3581 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:05:59 PM »

Granted, you get the ability to freeze time and eventually end up stuck in it, only appearing to others to have gotten a heart attack. ;_;

I wish I wasn't distracted so easily

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3582 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:09:09 PM »

granted but you become quite boring in the process (i get distracted by shiney things, fun things, well almost anything :-P)

I wish i could go join the sleep over

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3583 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:10:30 PM »

Granted, but nobody notices you being there and you're unable to touch, speak and pretty much forced to just watch while you're there.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt some of these wishes

sazero · « **Reply #3584 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:11:53 PM »

Granted, but then they'd have to corrupt themselves and who knows what would happen then.

I wish I could join the sleepover, too.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3585 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:14:07 PM »

Granted but before all the fun begins you pass out and they let you sleep during all of it.

I wish I was able to get out of work early today

sazero · « **Reply #3586 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:15:23 PM »

Granted, but it's only because someone dropped a bomb on the building and you're dead.

I wish I could walk through walls.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3587 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:17:38 PM »

Granted but then you walk through a wall to an oven by mistake and burn yourself alive since you can't concentrate on getting out

I wish for a sunny beach day this weekend

Aglaea · « **Reply #3588 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:42:41 PM »

Granted, but you get so sunburned you can barely move.

I wish Xero and Zero lived closer so we could have sexy fun time.

sazero · « **Reply #3589 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:44:53 PM »

Granted, but since we're both called "Z/Xero", you get our names mixed up, we get offended, and leave.

I wish I could see what Aglaea looks like.

Aglaea · « **Reply #3590 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:46:47 PM »

Granted, but you have to wait until I can find a halfway decent pic (I am always the one taking the pictures

).

I wish I could find a way to get some loving tonight.

sazero · « **Reply #3591 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:48:48 PM »

Granted, but to get to the beautiful, luscious, sexy young woman waiting for you, you have to swim through a mile of animal dung and then complete a grueling twelve mile obstacle course of epic proportions. At the very least, you get to shower afterwards.

I wish I had a soda right now.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3592 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:55:15 PM »

^^ USE A MIRROR.

Granted but its flat as all hell.

I wish i had that teleporter we talked about earlier :-P

Aglaea · « **Reply #3593 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:59:42 PM »

Granted, but you can only be teleported into my bed.

I wish I didn't have things to do today.

sazero · « **Reply #3594 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:00:21 PM »

Granted, but if you didn't have things to do today that means you would do nothing which would be so boring it would cause your head to explode.

I wish the teleporter worked for my bed as well.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3595 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:07:55 PM »

Granted, F, that im not corrupting that wish, this teleporter is awesome...

I wish that my sunburn i already have would go away. (its almost gone but still annoying)

Aglaea · « **Reply #3596 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:15:19 PM »

Granted, but people think you have leprosy since your skin is peeling off.

I wish my boss would be more free with giving up the ass.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3597 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:21:22 PM »

Granted but you and your boss get caught and both get fired. (suckie)

I wish I could learn how to dance

sazero · « **Reply #3598 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:24:40 PM »

Granted, but when you're taught to dance it is on the moon so your skills are completely useless on Earth.

I wish I could get laid. (It's been too long. D:)

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3599 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:45:58 PM »

Granted but its by a person that just does nothing but lay there, a log if you will.

I wish I could find an easy way out of my current relationship. (i really want to just start a fight so i can end it) *this makes me sound like a terrible person i think*