[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[sazero]

Granted, but that's not fair. (Sorry I'm going to be serious this time) Just tell her the truth. It's long distance, right? I think you said that.. anyways.. it's not like you're going to awkwardly run into her at the grocery store. It's much better to be honest.

I wish my back didn't hurt right now (massage plz).

[XeroSKill]

Granted but its done by a guy who presses way too hard and it hurts even more.

(AWWW DON'T GIVE ME GOOD ADVICE, I know what i should do, but i do not know how to even start talking about it.  It will kill her and i know it.) now my mind won't leave me alone ahhhhhhhh AHHHH AHHHHH!!!!

ps. im really good at messages, especially upper back/neck.

I wish I could make my mind turn off sometimes.

[sazero]

Granted, but whenever you turn it off, you forget absolutely everything.

(I'm sorry, but it's true. It's like a band-aid. Rip the mother fucker off or it's going to hurt like hell.)
(I'm adding a footnote to my "go hitchiking and visit Dave" note that says "and get a massage while you're there". Yep.)

I wish I lived in a house boat.

[captiosus]

denied. Live in a carboard box

wish you all would stop spamming the forums

[Aglaea]

Denied, but at least now you're retarded so you don't know the difference.

I wish I had the day to myself.

[sazero]

Because everyone else on the planet died due to nuclear holocaust.

I wish I could go home and watch my cute lolianime now.

[XeroSKill]

Granted because you got fired for posting on too many forums :-P

I wish I could be a magician

[sazero]

Granted but everyone thinks you're a phony and you get burned at the stake.

I wish the snack shop in the office building was open right now.

[zorena86]

Granted, but the office building is closed early.

I wish for a magic flying carpet with a radio to continuously play the song from Aladdin - A Whole New World.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but the government quickly confiscates it, burns it, and kills all people with any knowledge of it (including you) for fear that it will destroy the oil industry.

I wish I had more time to post wishes to be corrupted.

[zorena86]

Granted, but your wishes come true and they really do become corrupted.

I wish I scored better then the 81 I got on my test.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, you got 100.  No corruption this time, getting disappointing grades sucks!!!

I wish there was a channel that just played Family Guy 24/7.

[sazero]

Granted, but.. seriously, I don't have to corrupt this one, it sucks to begin with.

I wish I never had to shave my legs and they would still be nice and smooth.

[XeroSKill]

granted, you cannot grow hair anywhere anymore that includes your head.

I wish for today to be a sunny beautiful day where I can go play some outdoor games or go swimming or just lay out in the sun.

[sazero]

Granted but in the middle of your lovely day the Earth is suddenly attacked by visious laser-wielding robots and you get stepped on and killed by one of their super destruction alien tanks.

I wish it was the weekend.

[XeroSKill]

granted its sunday night 11:30pm.  the almost the start of the work weed.

I wish for a golden star

[sazero]

Granted, but it's nothing but a sticker and falls off halfway through the day.

I wish I could have a hug right now. :c

[XeroSKill]

Granted, but its by a mosquito giving you the only hug it knows how to give.  a bug bite.

I wish that my office was warmer and they would turn off the air conditioning.

[sazero]

Granted but without the air conditioning on, the building will melt, taking you down with it in a gooey melty disgusting splurge.

I wish I could just lay down outside and read a book right now.

[Aglaea]

Granted, but you fall asleep and wake up as read as a lobster.

I wish that there weren't so many conservative Christian assholes around here.