Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297121 times)

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3620 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:31:06 PM »

^ Granted you instead get the goths that want to convert you to peganism no matter what the cost. (no offense)

I wish there was less hate in this world

sazero · « **Reply #3621 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:31:59 PM »

Granted, but that would mean more love which means more orgies which means more sexually transmitted diseases which means inevitable painful and pus-filled death for everyone.

I wish food didn't cost money.

Aglaea · « **Reply #3622 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:34:19 PM »

Granted, but you have to pay to eat it.

I wish my girl would hurry and wake up.

sazero · « **Reply #3623 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:35:51 PM »

Granted, but when she wakes up she has no idea who she is, who you are, or what is going on.

I wish I could go shopping next door. (I work across the street from the Mall of America)

Aglaea · « **Reply #3624 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:37:41 PM »

Granted, but everything is too expensive.

I wish that my husband would have chose to work again tonight.

sazero · « **Reply #3625 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:38:24 PM »

Granted, but at work he gets mauled to death by a bear. (I thought I'd do you a favor)

I wish I had a serious relationship.

Aglaea · « **Reply #3626 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:41:02 PM »

Granted, but you are the only one that can see them.

I wish I could at least get a little action before work.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3627 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:42:10 PM »

Granted but its by the bear that builed your husband to death

I wish that there was a party that i could go to on friday

sazero · « **Reply #3628 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:43:54 PM »

Granted, but it's hosted by your mother and has nothing but a clown and colored hats for entertainment.

I wish I had moon boots.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3629 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:46:45 PM »

Granted but they are 4 sizes too small.

I wish there was more hours to a day

Aglaea · « **Reply #3630 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:49:47 PM »

Granted, but you sleep through them repeatedly.

I wish my boss wasn't being weird.

sazero · « **Reply #3631 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:51:04 PM »

Granted, but then he would just be mean.

I wish there were more Harry Potter books coming out.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3632 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:56:23 PM »

Granted but she ruins the story plus I liked the ending of the books.

I wish that the next Potter movie would come out sooner. (im glad they split it, there was too much for 1 movie)

Aglaea · « **Reply #3633 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:57:13 PM »

Granted, but they turned it into a musical.

I wish I was already dressed and ready to go.

sazero · « **Reply #3634 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:58:12 PM »

Granted, but after you're dressed you can't remember where you're ready to go to.

I wish I was a wizard.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3635 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:59:21 PM »

Granted but you lost your wand and can't do magic without a wand.

I wish that i could tackle hug a couple of spammers here. :-P

sazero · « **Reply #3636 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:01:10 PM »

Granted, but you're only allowed to hug one and can't possibly decide which.

I wish I had gum.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3637 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:04:15 PM »

Granted but its like those burts beez wax jelly beans.

I wish i could take a little nap

sazero · « **Reply #3638 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:06:18 PM »

Granted but the second you fall asleep you're thrown into a lucid dream where you must save the princess of China from a giant flaming dragon demon dog lord thing and when you wake up you feel even more tired.

I wish I could focus long enough to finish writing a novel.

Aglaea · « **Reply #3639 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:08:57 PM »

Granted, but your computer crashes loosing all of it as soon as you type the last word.

I wish I didn't have this hicky on my boob.