Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297122 times)

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3640 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:09:32 PM »

granted you have 2 hickies on your ass

i wish that my sushi would be ready in less than 10 minutes (instead of 20)

sazero · « **Reply #3641 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:10:58 PM »

Granted but it's huge monstrous sushi where you have to eat an entire raw octopus.

I wish I could meet an octopus.

Aglaea · « **Reply #3642 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:12:49 PM »

Granted, but you offend it and it leaves.

I wish I didn't have to do my hair today.

sazero · « **Reply #3643 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:13:44 PM »

Granted but it's because you have no hair.

I wish my bottle of cherry coke zero wasn't almost empty.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3644 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:15:03 PM »

^ granted it got filled with water

I wish that i could move out of my house

sazero · « **Reply #3645 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:16:41 PM »

Granted but you move into a cardboard box.

I wish I had money to buy more spray paint.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3646 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:22:01 PM »

^ granted but the spraypaint you buy washes off too easilly

(one of my ex's, he was very much into tagging things, i just find it funny what some people can do with the spraycan)

as for now im grabbing my food, ill be on later

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3647 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:59:10 PM »

Not granted, it isn't a wish.

I wish sazero and XeroSKill would stop filling two pages in one day.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3648 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:15:13 PM »

granted we will fix three to four

I wish more people would help us fill pages

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3649 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:21:05 PM »

Granted, but now all the other games become active, and this thread is always on page two. How annoying!

I wish BakaBT had a cooler name, like... SUPER AWESOMEbt.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3650 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:23:31 PM »

granted but your isp blocked you from visiting super awesome sites, so you cannot visit it anymore.

I wish that my desk tasted like candy

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3651 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:24:53 PM »

Granted, but the moose from the answer a question with a question thread poisoned it.

I wish it was winter longer.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3652 on:** June 18, 2009, 04:59:33 PM »

granted but the snow will never melt and it keeps piling up.

I wish that i was still in college

sazero · « **Reply #3653 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:04:22 PM »

Granted but your student loans quadruple biweekly.

I wish it wasn't so god damn humid outside.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3654 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:09:28 PM »

granted, its so dry it is hard to breath

I wish that i had someone to hold right now

sazero · « **Reply #3655 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:10:21 PM »

Granted, but it's Dick Cheney and all you're holding is his.. Dick Cheney.

I wish I had someone to hold right now.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3656 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:15:21 PM »

Granted you were given a porcupine to hold and you got prickled over 500 times.

I wish i could go to the zoo right now instead of being at work

sazero · « **Reply #3657 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:19:07 PM »

Granted, but you work at the zoo and have not yet realized it.

I wish we could have teleporters at both of our desks and then teleport to one anothers workplace to confuse our respective coworkers.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3658 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:22:55 PM »

granted but then the scientists at my facility find the teleporter and won't let me near it since they are playing with it.

I really wish there was a cheap mode of transportation to get me to point A to point B.

sazero · « **Reply #3659 on:** June 18, 2009, 05:24:07 PM »

There is. It is called walking.

I wish I never had to stick my water bottle in the fridge for it to stay cold.