[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but it has chocolate in the center.

I wish a Leprechaun would give me his pot of gold.

[surdumil]

A huge pot of gold lands on your foot, pinning you.  The Leprechaun hands you a hacksaw, points at your ankle, and winks his twinkling eye at you.  (The nasty little... )

I wish that the lilacs would bloom all year long.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but they come to life and devour your soul.

I wish gravity was lower on Earth so we could jump over buildings and stuff.

[zorena86]

Granted but upon jumping so high in the air you get caught in the jet turbine of a plane.

I wish I had the ability to pause time so that I could watch a lot of anime in a small amount of time and then get back to my daily life.

[Goroshi-sama]

Granted, but when you stop everything, nothing wont work, because they are stopped.. You just CANT DO ANYTHING! Only possible to move stuff from place A to place B

I wish FUNimation and ADV would go bankcrupt, so it would be possible to offer their licensed animes to BakaBT
[actually IF it really happens, BakaBT's people would go nuts, and offers would come OVER 9000!!!]

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but it takes over a year to actually accept the offers due to flooding from people who don't follow the instructions/read the Wiki.

I wish Edward Norton would be in more movies.

[surdumil]

Granted, but his movies are shown exclusively in Luxembourg, Vatican City, and Monaco, and only on Tuesday mornings from 9:34 am to 11:03 am, and only on a network of pirate video broadcast stations, until, of course, they get shut down by local authorities.

I wish Edward Scissorhands would teach kirigami at the local uni.

[zorena86]

Granted but as one of the students attempts to shake his hand, he accidentally cuts off the students arm and is sent to prison.

I wish I could beat the song Green Grass and High Tides from Rock Band on extreme, 88% and then fail just doesn't cut it :'(

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but then your hand falls off.

I wish that the FBI would stop following me around all over the place because I'm the only one who knows about the aliens secretly controlling our society.

[LiquidZero]

Granted but then suddenly you disappear.

I wish a pretty my-aged girl was my bed with me right now 

[SeventyX7]

Granted.  It's you.   

I wish 100% of Americans could tell where America was on a map!

[LiquidZero]

GRANTED then they cant find the oceans.


I wish i could remember my dreams.

[Aneroph]

Granted, but they are such vivid and horrid nightmares that you first stab your eyes out. When that doesn't stop them, you stab your mind's eye out.

I wish I had my own helicopter.

[surdumil]

You now have a Bell UH-1Y sitting on your front lawn.  It has no fuel.  It is unarmed.  You have no license.  Your neighbours are getting nervous and calling the cops.

I wish I had a supply of model rocket motors to last through the flying season.

[captiosus]

Granted, but model rockets get outlawed for "$aftey rea$on$" and you know have a whole bunch of illegal rocket motors

wish i had more hard drive space

[furuoshiki]

Granted.  It's you.   

I wish 100% of Americans could tell where America was on a map!

Technically America is all of the Western Hemisphere!

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but model rockets get outlawed for "$aftey rea$on$" and you know have a whole bunch of illegal rocket motors

wish i had more hard drive space

*ignoring furuo's post  *
Granted, but the viruses from all the porn you downloaded fill up the space with more porn!  (Guy on guy porn, so it's SUPER corrupted!)

I wish a fan could cool down the entire house.

[LiquidZero]

Granted, but it stays on maximum cold through out the winter.


I wish i didn't live in the boondocks.

[ratfire666]

granted, but you were forced to live inside of an old gasoline tanker

I wish i didnt run out of green tea so often

[Aneroph]

Granted, but now you have so much green tea that there is no more room left for you in your house.

I wish I was on a boat.