[Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0

[zorena86]

Granted, you are now worrying about how to get there.

I wish I could post faster.

[XeroSKill]

granted but then a mod named "xeroskill" puts your rate limit to 2 minutes per post.

I wish that i could rock sunglasses that actually looked decent on me.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but they're the same glasses Simon wore at the end in Gurren Lagann.

I wish all animes were required by law to come out on blu-ray.

[captiosus]

Granted, but they're the same glasses Simon wore at the end in Gurren Lagann.

I wish all animes were required by law to come out on blu-ray.

Granted, Fumination licenses them ALL

i wish i had $150 to buy the replacement motherboard, heatsink, video card, and PSU for my computer

[LiquidZero]

GRANTED you get the 150$ only to get to the store and find out there sold out. then as you walk back to your car you get mugged.



I wish i had a small 1 terabyte external hard drive.

[zorena86]

Grated, but seeing as how small and terabyte contradict each other, nobody was able to give it to you since they couldn't figure out what you were asking.

I wish I could afford 5 terabytes of hard drive space for my comp.

[Zayras]

Granted, but all the hard drives are corrupted.

...I wish that newegg would give me free hardware

[captiosus]

granted, i break into your house and steal it all :3

I wish for a bigger house

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but I steal it.  That's right, I'm that good.

I wish my grandparents weren't so damn sweet that I feel compelled to say yes to everything they say.

[XeroSKill]

granted they are evil, but they use their evilness to get them to do whatever they wish on fear of death.

I wish that I could take a 2 hour nap right now

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but you wake up when this prince kisses you.



I wish there was a vaccine for headaches.

[Zayras]

Granted, but it has a side effect which gives you a stomach ache.

I wish I had a bigger monitor.

[Goroshi-sama]

Granted; its only 0.00000000000000000 0000000000000000000 000001" bigger than your current XD

I wish I could teleport

[razirazo_90]

granted, but faulty teleportation mechanism makes it accidentally sometimes teleport you to hell.

I wish I could have never ending data storage.

[Goroshi-sama]

granted, but you get virus and it destroyes it, MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA H!!!

I wish I would have lots of girlfriends, but not as I would be a bishounen. Morely like harem!

[zorena86]

Granted, but then your life ends up like Makoto from School Days.

I wish the jailbait girl down the street wasn't so... jailbait.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but she has AIDS.

I wish I could play the banjo.  That's right, you heard me.

[razirazo_90]

Granted, ..and you could do nothing but playing banjo.forever.And it still sounds sucks,forever.

I wish i could have my own nuclear submarine.

[zorena86]

Granted, but lack of knowledge of how to control it prevented you from maneuvering and controlling it properly and sank to the bottom of the ocean.

I wish my homework was easier then what it currently is.

[SeventyX7]

Granted, but the teacher is a bitch and grades it harshly.

I wish I had a twin I could have esp conversations with.