Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297240 times)

Padget · « **Reply #360 on:** February 19, 2007, 01:34:14 PM »

Granted, but you have to live their forever

I wish i could drive

senjirou · « **Reply #361 on:** February 19, 2007, 02:22:13 PM »

granted, but you can drive only tractors and suck at it too

I wish I wished for better things

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #362 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:06:36 PM »

granted, but they all are granted with massive cocks

I wish for massive Roosters

senjirou · « **Reply #363 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:08:19 PM »

granted, but why the hell would you want a Rooster with a cock?

I wish I owned an old Charger R/T

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #364 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:10:46 PM »

granted, but the FBI agents link it and therefore you to terrorism and you are sent to guantanimo bay indefinitely

I wish Bush would get re-elected

senjirou · « **Reply #365 on:** February 19, 2007, 03:14:48 PM »

granted, but both him and you get your ass kicked until death by Democrats

I wish Bush just disappeared from the face of the Earth

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #366 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:38:19 PM »

granted, but he appears on mars and invades earth.

i wish i didnt have to look at senjirou's sig.

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #367 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:44:50 PM »

granted, you are stuck in slow motion

I wish I had someone elses eyes in a jar

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #368 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:45:52 PM »

granted, but they're your moms

i wish i had a better computer

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #369 on:** February 19, 2007, 05:47:13 PM »

granted, you create skynet, and all the terminators destroy us

I wish I had a butler that looked like arnold

senjirou · « **Reply #370 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:30:13 PM »

granted, but you freeze to death by using it

I wish Tyler would explain why he hates my sig

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #371 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:36:24 PM »

granted, but then i'd have to kill you

i wish i could make my own sigs

senjirou · « **Reply #372 on:** February 19, 2007, 06:40:59 PM »

granted, but they all suck...

I wish Tyler can find happiness in life

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #373 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:16:17 PM »

granted...but he only finds it thru torture

i wish i had a bigger HDD

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #374 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:31:26 PM »

Granted, your Hemroides Dinosaur Disease has gotten bigger

I wish I could tame dinosoaurs

senjirou · « **Reply #375 on:** February 19, 2007, 07:45:31 PM »

granted, but you are forever stuck in Jurassic Park Island by yourself... (and the dinos, of course)

I wish Mosquitos didn´t exist

Tyler Durden · « **Reply #376 on:** February 19, 2007, 08:55:04 PM »

granted, but the entire ecosystem begins to die off (i am happy btw, im married)

i wish i could make really good sigs

AkumaisDaGr8est · « **Reply #377 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:25:52 AM »

Granted, but then your system crashes

I wish my downloads wouldn't stop at 91.3 %

beezer08 · « **Reply #378 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:44:03 AM »

granted, they stop at 0.5%

I wish I had the fastest connection in the world

Lucerin Red · « **Reply #379 on:** February 20, 2007, 02:48:12 AM »

granted, everyone else is taken offline, making you the fastest connection

I wish I and only I had a button to slap people over the internet