Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297116 times)

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3780 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:20:47 PM »

granted you get 2mbps for $200's a month.

I wish i could go back to college.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #3781 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:36:14 PM »

Granted but you are expelled the first day by the public moral committee for publicly fornicating with sheep... (Sorry I've been reading too much the sister walks in on parents thread)

I wish there was a way XeroSKill doesn't get expelled the first day...

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3782 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:49:44 PM »

Granted, it turns out Xero's college is a super-hippy college where people "love" the animals a little too literally.

I wish I was hungry more often, even if it means being fat.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3783 on:** June 25, 2009, 01:54:07 PM »

Granted You have to eat every hour on the hour or you will die of starvation.

I wish people would not talk about me fornicating with animals (for serious :-P)

Zayras · « **Reply #3784 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:14:14 PM »

Granted, but now they talk about you fornicating with the dead... necrophiliac!

I wish Tony the Tiger would come and make my day Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3785 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:24:08 PM »

granted, but he did it using pot teaching children pot is okay.

I wish that i could go for a run.

Duki3003 · « **Reply #3786 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:28:19 PM »

Granted, but you see a corpse and.... (Sorry I couldn't resist)

I wish we stop picking on XeroSKill.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3787 on:** June 25, 2009, 02:33:30 PM »

GRANTED we pick on you instead

I wish duki would be a nice person ::hug:: i will love you more then ::WINK::

zorena86 · « **Reply #3788 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:38:38 PM »

Granted, but he's nice to everyone in the world except you.

I wish Xero would get a new sig now that he has a new ava.

surdumil · « **Reply #3789 on:** June 27, 2009, 01:44:13 AM »

Granted. With the power of his newly realized creative force, he goes temporarily insane, insults the Admins and the Staff, and gets a twenty-four year, three week, and five day ban.

I wish that I could tug on superman's cape, spit into the wind, pull the mask off the ol' lone ranger, and mess around with Jim.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3790 on:** June 27, 2009, 03:05:57 AM »

Granted, but no one else is old enough to know who the lone ranger is and no one likes superman after Superman Returns, so no one cares.

I wish the bad guy would win more often.

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3791 on:** June 27, 2009, 03:42:11 AM »

granted, and that happen in your life everyday.

I wish people stop using pirated software.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3792 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:11:01 AM »

Denied! I will... I mean pirates will continue to do their nasty deeds for life!

I wish I could get a free, brand new, properly working car.

Zayras · « **Reply #3793 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:21:11 AM »

Granted, but it breaks down right after you take it out of the dealership.

I wish that all software was free so the pirates wouldn't have to pirate the software... Rrrrr!

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3794 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:35:35 AM »

Granted but all full time programmer die of starvation.

I wish i could master all available programming language and can code at lightning fast so i dont need to buy any expensive software.I'll develop my own program when I need it.

surdumil · « **Reply #3795 on:** June 27, 2009, 11:51:06 AM »

Granted. You code huge volumes of software at high speed, but none of it is operational (no testing or debugging time) and none of it is documented (no documentation time) so that nobody knows what to do with it and it's all broken anyway. Fortunately, since all of your time is spent coding, you have no opportunity to need or want expensive software.

I wish that goldfish were mathematical wizards.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3796 on:** June 27, 2009, 03:08:58 PM »

Granted, now all computers' cpu's are replaced by goldfish.

I wish Summer Vacation was over...

LiquidZero · « **Reply #3797 on:** June 27, 2009, 07:25:55 PM »

GRANTED, then global warming causes fall,winter,and spring to be just like summer.

i wish i didn't have go to conditioning 3 days a week :'(

Zayras · « **Reply #3798 on:** June 27, 2009, 07:29:11 PM »

Granted now you have to go to conditioning 7 days a week.

I wish my headphones weren't broken.

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3799 on:** June 27, 2009, 07:43:27 PM »

granted, your eardrum is broken instead.

I wish my first homemade http server that written Turbo Delphi runs without any need to debug.