Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297116 times)

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3800 on:** June 27, 2009, 09:11:38 PM »

Granted, aren't you going to catch it? Zing!

I wish I wasn't so damned funny!

LiquidZero · « **Reply #3801 on:** June 28, 2009, 04:00:13 AM »

GRANTED. now you have no sense of humor, period

i wish something would shock the world.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3802 on:** June 28, 2009, 04:59:25 AM »

Granted, but it uses up all the electricity in the world and gas prices skyrocket.

I wish the pizzazz could cook a pizza decently.

prabhu · « **Reply #3803 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:12:17 AM »

granted but u have to make pizza urself
I wish the alien would invade the earth.....

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3804 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:24:47 AM »

Granted, but we defeat you and send you packing to some other planet.

I wish the sun was a different color, perhaps green?

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3805 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:34:38 AM »

Granted, now plants are not green anymore since they need different color to absorb green wavelength efficiently.it may turn to magenta.

I wish my blank DVD supply is never runs out.

prabhu · « **Reply #3806 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:56:46 AM »

granted but u have to manufacture it.....

i wish human can fly like birds......

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3807 on:** June 28, 2009, 02:15:25 PM »

Granted, but now shit rains from the sky...

I wish more things came in the color, "perrywinkle."

Zayras · « **Reply #3808 on:** June 28, 2009, 02:36:44 PM »

Granted, now everything you see is in the color perrywinkle.

I wish it wasn't raining so often here.

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3809 on:** June 28, 2009, 03:02:44 PM »

granted, your place flooding but there is no rain.the water comes from earth.

I wish all idiots are vanished.

Goroshi-sama · « **Reply #3810 on:** June 28, 2009, 04:58:49 PM »

granted; BEGONE!!!

I wish I would have seen all animes/ovas/hentais/anime movies that have been made... 2 times [from A to Z]

LiquidZero · « **Reply #3811 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:50:06 PM »

GRANTED since youve seen it all everything becomes boring...

i wish i had some tacos from taco bell.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3812 on:** June 28, 2009, 05:52:28 PM »

Granted but they are rotten and moldy.

I wish my internet would seed at a higher rate so my ratio would increase much faster.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3813 on:** June 28, 2009, 07:32:07 PM »

Granted, but people stop downloading, so you still don't upload much at all.

I wish I had eyes in the palms of my hands. That would just be hella awesome.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3814 on:** June 28, 2009, 07:38:38 PM »

Granted but upon picking up a pencil to write something you poke your eye out and didn't have any backup eyes in your head.

I wish I didn't have homework due tonight.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3815 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:32:48 PM »

Granted, it was actually due yesterday.

I wish I was no longer required to sleep.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3816 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:06:57 PM »

Granted, you now live in the Forgotten Realms of D&D where you are a Elf and do not require sleep, yet require meditation to find your center as the equivalent of the humans sleep. Upon meditating one day, Queen Metroid sneaks up behind you and ganks you!

I wish I lived in a fantasy based world where I was a Wizard.

relic2279 · « **Reply #3817 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:04:01 AM »

Granted but you become a wizard in a dream land, notably Nightmare on Elmstreet 3, dream warriors and die within seconds of wish being granted

I wish there WAS sex in the champagne room.

LiquidZero · « **Reply #3818 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:09:10 AM »

GRANTED but then it turns out to only be nasty transvestite butt secks!

I wish a zombie infection would happen in a small town near me.

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3819 on:** June 29, 2009, 09:40:36 AM »

Granted, it happens tomorrow and you regret your wish later on

I wish HDD price collapse sharply next month.