Author Topic: [Game] The "Corrupted Wish" thread 3.0 (Read 297116 times)

zorena86 · « **Reply #3820 on:** June 29, 2009, 10:05:55 AM »

Granted, but you were not informed of the 1 day sale they had and they prices raised double what they were previously and you missed out.

I wish I was able to get sleep last night so that I wouldn't be so exhausted today.

ratfire666 · « **Reply #3821 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:02:09 AM »

granted but you had nightmares of Smilin Bob from the Enzyte tv ads

I wish I had more goldfish crackers

surdumil · « **Reply #3822 on:** June 29, 2009, 12:57:31 PM »

Granted. A truck pulls up and dumps a mountain of goldfish crackers on your front lawn. It starts to rain, big time.

I wish university profs all lectured while impersonating Forrest Gump.

Tsunamu · « **Reply #3823 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:01:37 PM »

Granted, but they accidentally keep pushing you down and run, Forrest, run over you.

I wish I had the ability to sense 'dead/non-living' objects.

zorena86 · « **Reply #3824 on:** June 29, 2009, 01:23:41 PM »

Granted, but since undead creatures do not exist you do not sense anything.

I wish it wasn't so quiet in the computer lab on my campus.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3825 on:** June 29, 2009, 02:15:59 PM »

Granted, they added a siren that goes off every 30 seconds that blows out your eardrums if you don't cover your ears.

I wish there were more pandas, so it would be legal to eat them.

XeroSKill · « **Reply #3826 on:** June 29, 2009, 03:18:37 PM »

granted but you are allergic to panda's so you will never enjoy the panda meat.

I wish that every weekend could be like last weekend

rl9009 · « **Reply #3827 on:** June 29, 2009, 08:04:09 PM »

granted but you get tired of it after the second iteration

I wish for an Armored Personnel Carrier

razirazo_90 · « **Reply #3828 on:** June 29, 2009, 09:36:58 PM »

Granted and you'll need it very much because now everyone wants to kill you.

I wish there are no more timezone difference.All part of the world share the same time.

surdumil · « **Reply #3829 on:** June 29, 2009, 11:19:35 PM »

Granted. High noon and midnight become obsolete, making a vast number of literary references obsolete all over the world.

I wish all of the oceans were as warm as bathwater, and that rivers were made out of candy floss.

rl9009 · « **Reply #3830 on:** June 30, 2009, 02:41:26 AM »

Granted, but now the world is as hot as hell.

I wish for a F-35 fighter jet

Zayras · « **Reply #3831 on:** June 30, 2009, 02:49:04 AM »

Granted, but it's dysfunctional.

I wish for the perfect wish to wish for.

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3832 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:48:36 AM »

Granted, but it's for me to use the deathnote to add your life to mine.

Lindsay Lohan gets violently stabbed to death by a midget.

fohfoh · « **Reply #3833 on:** June 30, 2009, 03:50:48 AM »

Granted. You are the midget. You are kidnapped by a mad doctor who thanks you profusely before revealing he has stolen the dead body to create clones. You are locked in a room with prototype clones.

I wish for... an apple?

SeventyX7 · « **Reply #3834 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:01:10 AM »

Granted, but it is given to you by a canon launching it at the speed of an f-35 fighter jet in the balls. You're not going to have children.

I wish that hot red head from Wedding Crashers was in more movies.

fohfoh · « **Reply #3835 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:02:22 AM »

Granted. Shrapnel from my nut smashing apple blind you. You will not see those movies.

I wish for super cool armor.

Zayras · « **Reply #3836 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:22:05 AM »

Granted, now you have the no-ass-protection armor that Homer (from the Simpsons) had in the episode where he fought the bear... can't find a pic

I wish for a super cool super power that's totaly thuper.

fohfoh · « **Reply #3837 on:** June 30, 2009, 04:27:17 AM »

You can speak in all languages but you have a lisp. Mr Thuper langijj man.

I wish for a really awesome snack.

rl9009 · « **Reply #3838 on:** June 30, 2009, 05:51:14 AM »

Granted but you find it tastes like any other snack

I wish that my freaking XP Embedded SP2 image would start working without crashing!!!!

fohfoh · « **Reply #3839 on:** June 30, 2009, 06:51:18 AM »

Granted. But for whatever reason, it's running on a fucked up OSX interface.

I wish for... a date with a japanese model? (Not ugly of course)